http://www.rotogods.com/ en-us tivo@rotogods.com 2008-03-20T04:03:55-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000312.shtml Wom's so-called friends attack his draft. 312@http://www.rotogods.com/ Various Rotogods 2008-03-20T04:03:55-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000311.shtml The Rotogods, still alive and kicking as league owners, if not site-operators, make their yearly appearance to post the results of their baseball draft, mostly as a service to a handful of clowns who will be participating in a cloned league for the right to take over next season in place of the chump who finishes 12th. Everyone appears to have gotten their weight up for this one -- no pun intended -- and of course, the always hate-filled draft capsules are to come. 311@http://www.rotogods.com/ Various Rotogods 2008-03-20T03:29:05-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000310.shtml We've have no idea if he's rooting for Sanjaya to win American Idol, but our resident Indian dude (The Rotogods are a peaceful, inclusive bunch) knows a thing or two about victory. He's a two-time Matrix champ, and his KG/Marion-led basketball team is wiping the floor with the competition in our basketball league, The (excruciatingly long -- ha, ha, Celtics suck!) Road To 17. 310@http://www.rotogods.com/ Beagle 2007-03-28T03:35:52-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000309.shtml Timberlake takes a serious crack at draft analysis, or he did about a month ago, complete with best pick/worst pick and predicted finishes. Read on to find out which of his opinions are already laughably outdated. (P.S. Yes, this young buck is our defending champion.) 309@http://www.rotogods.com/ Timberlake 2007-03-28T03:16:46-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000308.shtml Junky, a two-time Matrix champion, takes a searing look at the 11 teams competing to hold his jock, or so he says. Seriously, these capsules aren't for the faint of heart. Timberlake will hook you with the PG-13 baseball chatter, this is your regular X-rated analysis here. But funny as hell! P.S., 11th place? Junky is an asshole. 308@http://www.rotogods.com/ Junky 2007-03-21T03:47:25-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000307.shtml Official rosters following the Matrix VII's draft, with keepers and planned positions included. 307@http://www.rotogods.com/ Various Rotogods 2007-03-21T03:36:39-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000306.shtml Take a gander at how we picked in mid-February, if only to get you prepped for the always-hilarious draft analysis. No, we're not officially back, we just had to kick Worm's ass-old articles off the front page. 306@http://www.rotogods.com/ Various Rotogods 2007-03-21T03:04:21-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000305.shtml When the Yankees went out with a whimper in the fourth game of the ALDS to the Detroit Tigers, I was pretty shocked. And it wasn't for the reasons repeated ad nauseum by the Fox broadcasters that game, who, by the way, conspired to pull off just about the worst announced game I have ever witnessed in all my years of watching baseball. Sure, the Yankees have the payroll, they have the big names, and they have all the playoff "experience." But, as we all figured out long before now, that doesn't guarantee a win in any short series. The... 305@http://www.rotogods.com/ Worm 2006-10-25T13:04:08-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000304.shtml Earlier this week, I began writing a eulogy for the New York Yankees' 2006 season. With the passing of Cory Lidle on Wednesday, October 11, in such stunning and tragic fashion, I felt it would be appropriate to share a few words on his behalf before misappropriating the term "eulogy" for a much less serious subject. In fantasy terms, Lidle was always a pitcher I kept an eye on. He had the stuff to be a successful major league pitcher, and indeed had shown flashes of brilliance over his career. While he was never going to be a number-one or... 304@http://www.rotogods.com/ Worm 2006-10-13T17:28:32-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000303.shtml If there's one common denominator that this web site is built on, it's fantasy sports. Okay, well, that's obvious. But, beyond that, I'd say the glue that holds this group of roto experts together is trash talk. Well, that and making fun of Xach. And his mom. And Ricky's mom. And Father Time's mom, who was Eve, actually, of Adam and Eve fame. Even though she's been dead for thousands of years, she's still fair game. Okay, tangent aside, trash talk, aka smack talk, aka shit talk, is a big part of our culture here, and a big part of... 303@http://www.rotogods.com/ Worm 2006-09-28T09:16:38-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000302.shtml Baseball is coming down the stretch, and most fantasy baseball leagues should be pretty well defined by now. In rotisserie formats, September is a tough time to make up ground, though it's been known to happen. However, this isn't what I've come here today to talk about. No, I'd rather talk about myself. More specifically, I'd like to take a look back at some more pre-season rankings, to see how they've shaped up over the course of the year. I already went over the closers around mid-season, so now it's time to take a look back at the center fielders.... 302@http://www.rotogods.com/ Worm 2006-09-07T08:20:17-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000301.shtml Welcome, gentle spammers. We here at Rotogods.com have been proud to serve you going on two years now. We like to think we're filling an important niche in the online fantasy sports world, with our fast-paced, incisive humor, our endless stream of off-the-cuff insults, our myriad in-jokes (which only you are privy to), and what may be the most powerful minds in fantasy sports today. In honor of our upcoming two-year anniversary, we'd like to take a moment to ask you, our readers across the internet, how much you've enjoyed reading our body of work. More than that, tell us... 301@http://www.rotogods.com/ Worm 2006-08-27T14:29:17-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000300.shtml I thought I'd take a look back at some of our pre-season previews, just to get a sense of perspective. For one thing, it can be amusing to see how our opinions of players have changed over the course of half a season. But more to the point, it's a chance to evaluate how well we analyse the players, their situations, and their prospects for the season. It also might be helpful to remind us of the longer view; in other words, don't forget what a player is capable of just because of a half-season of numbers. Somebody that's played... 300@http://www.rotogods.com/ Worm 2006-07-18T17:47:59-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000299.shtml TiVo makes a triumphant return with a look at the Matrix Standings at the break, how shitty the NL is, comparison of the site to a girl that sweats you and access to Zidane Zinedane's headbutt on video. Hells Jeah! 299@http://www.rotogods.com/ TiVo 2006-07-11T15:59:32-05:00 http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000298.shtml The Internet's most popular provider of fantasy sports games can't figure out how to add players to its universe in a timely manner. So I wrote them a letter. And they wrote me one back, just to let me know they have their heads up their asses. 298@http://www.rotogods.com/ Xach 2006-07-11T00:16:44-05:00