Top 5 Best Named Current Athletes

Stebbones · Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 1898 Location: pizza

My current list is weak, but wanted to get the thread going...

Kiki Vanderwe

Bates Battaglia

Geronimo Gil

Alge Crumpler

Krystofer Kolanos

TiVo · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:51 am

That's funny,
dude was just telling me today he drafted Alge in a fantasy league one year because of the name.

I don't know about the best names, but I know my boy puts together the best college football names each season, from Mathias Kiwaunaka to I-Perfection Harris.

Will bust this list out. College dudes from the south are unbeatable in this department.
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TiVo · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:53 am

All praises due to Brother B of allthangsfunky.blogspot.com for putting this list together. This is just the recruits who signed this year.

Make your own top 5!

> > 2005 All Commitment Names List
> >
> > Ramon McElrathbey
> > Etta-Etta Tawo
> > Sadat Chambers
> > Requan Boyette
> > Gene Delle Donne
> > Neefy Moffett
> > Jahi' Word-Daniels
> > Cordaro Howard
> > Barrod Heggs
> > Dajleon Farr
> > Luqman Abdallah
> > Dwight Flukerberry
> > Littleton Wright
> > Jahre Cheeseman
> > Hivera Green
> > Cordarrow Thompson
> > Ed Wang
> > Razzie Smith
> > Lequantum McDonald
> > Queito Teasley
> > Riar Geer
> > Tang Bacheyie
> > Angus Quigley
> > Steve Octavien
> > Juaquin Iglesias
> > Jermichael Finley
> > Chevar Bryson
> > Arkeith Brown
> > Jorvorskie Lane
> > Catron Houston
> > Terry Baltimore
> > Oderick Turner
> > Jabulani Lovelace
> > Raymell Rice
> > Vantrise Studivant
> > Tiquan Underwood
> > Deanco Oliver
> > Scooter Berry
> > Jetavious Best
> > Selvish Capers
> > Trippe Hale
> > Thor Merrow
> > Sabree Thomas
> > Guesly Dervil
> > Sirod Williams
> > Zoltan Mesko
> > LaTerryal Savoy
> > Mister Simpson
> > Jonal Saint-Dic
> > Knowledge Timmons
> > Todshon Jones
> > Selwyn Lymon
> > Prince Moody
> > Kazeem Alli
> > Aundrae Allison
> > Brandon Fractious
> > Norbie Juist
> > JaJuan Spillman
> > LaKeitharun Ford
> > Ishmeal Grant
> > Moise Plancher
> > Octaviues Everett
> > Austin Divinity
> > Juamorris Stewart
> > Corderra Hunter
> > Rafael Priest
> > Gershom Bigham
> > Anquez Jackson
> > Sayquan Jordan
> > Orlandus King
> > Swayze Waters
> > DeAndre DeScott
> > Merce Poindexter
> > Daimyeon Hoskin
> > Ontario Sneed
> > Dontayo Gage
> > Augustus Parrish
> > Zearrick Matthews
> > Voncarie Owens
> > Daylan Phillips
> > Othellus Swift
> > Kwincy Edwards
> > Lafayette Fletcher
> > Wiselet Rouzard
> > Syd'Quan Thompson
> > Jairus Byrd
> > Titus Jackson
> > Tirrell Thompson
> > Edorian McCullough
> > Tavita Pritchard
> > Arkelon Hall
> > DeMaundray Woolridge
> > Sen'Derrick Marks
> > Kestahn Moore
> > Antavious Coates
> > Ciron Black
> > Lemuel Jeanpierre
> > Marsalous Johnson
> > Slick Shelley
> > Quavian Lewis
> > Damorous Offord
> > Aiona Key
> > Solomon Elimimian
> > KayBrin Stevenson
> > Asaph Schwapp
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TiVo · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:05 am

A top five is hard, but I'll take
> > Guesly Dervil
> > Zoltan Mesko
> > Jonal Saint-Dic
> > Gershom Bigham
> > LaKeitharun Ford

HM:
> > Lequantum McDonald
> > Jorvorskie Lane
> > Jabulani Lovelace
> > Jetavious Best
> > Mister Simpson
> > Knowledge Timmons
> > Prince Moody
> > Brandon Fractious
> > Norbie Juist
> > Moise Plancher
> > DeAndre DeScott
> > Merce Poindexter
> > Wiselet Rouzard
> > Syd'Quan Thompson
> > Arkelon Hall
> > Slick Shelley
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Hustle · Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 70 Location: Sitting at the bar

Don't forget about North Stafford DT Vivarin Johnson.

BTW, I rigged my computer with some new sounds: I tried to search the page for Vivarin (so as not to have to read every single name in the above list); when the search found nothing, I got a "D'oh!"

I just did the same like three more times, just because it amuses me.
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Ricky · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:30 pm

I like Mister Simpson.
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Ricky · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:31 pm

Also, it's funny that Luqman Abdallah is on the list. I went to college with a guy named Luqman Muhammad. But everyone called him Chicago. Because he's from Chicago.
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The Fool · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:46 pm

I've always been preferential to Udonis Haslem.

Also:

JamesOn Curry
Chone Figgins
Craphonzo Thorpe
Majestic Mapp
Wonderful Terrific Monds
Scientific Mapp
Shun Goosby
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Father Time · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:56 pm

Diop it like it hot.
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TiVo · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:58 pm

Shun Goosby.

Cordarrow Thompson, also from North Stafford.

I always liked former Alabama or Miss. State star Pig Prather.
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TiVo · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:58 pm

Oh, and former Md. hoopster

Exree Hipp. (pronounced X-Ray hip, of course)
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Xach · Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:37 am

Not a current player, but my fav was always Fennis Dembo.

He was a pretty dazzling dude.

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TiVo · Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:14 pm

Proofing the Sports Weekly top 100 for next year's draft.

My favorite names (some because they're a little girly, some because they're just different, and some are actually funny):
D’Brickashaw Ferguson
Mathias Kiwanuka
Haloti Ngata
Max Jean-Gilles
Chijioke Onyenegecha
DonTrell Moore (I just like the capital T)
Parys Haralson
Terna Nande
Frostee Rucker
Cletis Gordon
Dusty Dvoracek
D’Qwell Jackson
Tye Hill
Jerod Void
LeKevin Smith
Aaron Lips
Albert Toeaina
Jami Hightower
Taitusi Lutui
Muhammad Abdullah
Johnny Jolly
Ryan O’Callaghan
Moses Osemwegie
Mike Espy
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The Fool · Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:15 pm

oooh, Ambiorix Burgos!
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Worm · Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:20 pm

Father Time · Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:23 pm

It looks like someone did the first letter switch thing.
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Stebbones · Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 1898 Location: pizza

But what's a Rostee Fucker?

I've fucked everything, but never a rostee.

(is curious)

(and horny)
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The Fool · Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:25 pm

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TiVo · Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:59 pm

don't know why, but it was.
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TiVo · Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 8:35 pm

Mike "let's get it" Crack-a-lackin

Signed by the Jets: May 2: Signed OT Mike Kracalik (San Diego State).
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