Worm's Bio

The Basics

Worm, (named after the wormburner, his favorite golf shot,) has been a lifelong baseball buff. His interest in statistical baseball analysis led him to the ultimate roto equation (Roto Domination Quotient = IF ((BD2-BD$308) < 0, 0, ((BD2-BD$308)/BD$310) * (BD$310/AVERAGE ('SP-2003' !BD$310, 'SP-00-02' !BD$462, 'RP-2003' !BD$160, 'RP-00-02' !BD$237)))), which over the years has led him to fantastic success finding such players as Ryan Franklin, Junior Spivey and Jose Mesa. He hopes one day to discover the next Mark Loretta.

Real Life

Worm does not have a real life.

Favorite Sports Entities

The Yankees. Worm loves em! They are the only team in professional sports, as far as he knows. Although he enjoys watching pro competition, from basketball to golf to billiards to scrabble, and particularly likes to see the underdog win, he probably can't name any athletes other than those on the Yankees roster and their opponents. Entonces! Tu hables Anna Kornikova?

Favorite Links

Coming soon!

Fantasy Specialties

Fantasy baseball. Tries his hand at fantasy football.

Tendencies

Keithing. Insists that starting pitching is over valued. Must run all trades through his super roto equation spread sheet before responding to trades; if the numbers do not yield a projected net gain in roto points he will not pull the trigger. Has yet to place in the top half, but we're all really rooting for him. Really.