Timberlake's Bio

The Rotogods persona

Timberlake is by far the youngest (and smartest, hottest, and most talented) Rotogod,. He is the young gun, the phenom, the sleeper pick, the impending breakout performer. Coincidentally those are all the guys he likes to draft. He discovered the fantasy impacts of luminaries such as Kirk Hinrich, Zach Randolph, Jose Reyes, David Wright, Mark Teixeira and others long before they were on anyone’s radar screen. He got his name when, as a wet-behind-the-ears rookie, he told a salty Rotogod vet to cry him a river…and thus Timberlake was spawned. Timberlake’s squads in basketball and baseball are always full of potential and short on veteran production, which has led to upper middle finishes. We won’t talk about football; head-to-head treats this pop star more like face-to-grundle.

Timberlake always gears up for basketball season and will drop his real life varsity style on you with Bird-esque wizardry. He and his twin older brothers, Ape and El Amin, form a dangerous 3 on 3 team.

Real life

Enjoying his last year of freedom studying English and Philosophy at Boston College before moving into a box somewhere (hopefully a place with internet access). Timberlake works as a summer camp counselor, thus completing the picture of him as a hippy lib with no direction beyond fantasy stardom.

Favorite sports teams

CELTICS (even though they’ve been terrible my whole life), Red Sox, Pats, BC football/basketball. I have no use for any team not from Boston, they can all go to hell and burn with Reggie Miller.

You wish you had

The remainder of my college experience…my hot girlfriend who cooks…my history as a lead singer in one of the greatest high school bands of all time…my hair.

I wish you had

My bank account…some idea of what I’m going to do next year…bigger tits…my respiratory system (I breathe like Darth Vader)