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TiVo's Bio

We often chide TiVo for being a fatass. Not only because he is, in fact, a tub of goo (The Mirage Buffet will never be the same), but because it almost always guarantees a 2,000-word essay as to why he isn't that fat and how much of an athlete he was in high school and on and on and on.

A self-proclaimed football genius who has yet to win a football league except for the one none of us gave a crap about, TiVo is well known for taking forever in responding to trade offers - to the point that "TiVoing" somebody has entered the Rotogods' lexicon.

The link between the Boston and DC/Virginia Rotogods, TiVo usually stays competitive in leagues, but, like his beloved Eagles, he rarely reaches the promised land. I'm sure he's writing a nice long post telling me what a fucking dipshit I am as we speak. -- Father Time, late 2004

Fantasy specialties

Decent at everything but baseball. Better than average at basketball and football. About average elsewhere.

Tendencies

Slow to pull the trigger on trades, but will make significant deals ... Will debate and/or belabor a point at the drop of a hat, will compete for the last word or 4,000 ... Fades in baseball as soon as NFL training camps get underway ... Backs up big talk with big bets, rare action.