The Fool's Bio

The Basics

The Fool broke into the Rotogods pantheon on the wings of anonymity, but it didn't take long before we realized what this Cracker Jack was up to. Lord only knows from whence TiVo drudged up this complete piece of shit, but we have come to love him for his unabashed idiocy and his undying quest to bear Johnny Cash's love child.

Yes ladies, in spite of his claims to the contrary, you are looking at free lunch! This man will please a woman and do it for God and country . . . ummm . . . and kitty cat?

The Fool has become a source of great amusement in fantasy circles both near and far, as a single trade protest yields not just days, but in fact months or even years of enjoyment. Watch as The Fool threatens to quit the league, soils his panties, mounts your mom and then fleeces one of his mythical prison bitches out of house, home and Abreu.

Have you seen his cat? He loves his cat. Lookit him Johnson, he LOVES it. In fact, The Fool is probably in his condo right now playing in his kitten's litter box and feeding it stale Chee-Toes whilst he thinks up his next worthless article for your reading pleasure.

Real life

Sports editor, designer and writer at The Washington Times, where he also writes the occasional fantasy sports or NASCAR story. Travel guide author for Walkabout Press... owns the Four C's of life: Cat, Condo, Car and Computer ... and sorry ladies, despite the lack of rings on his fingers, The Fool is spoken for.

Favorite sports entities

Washington Redskins; Atlanta Braves; Boston Celtics; Washington Whatevers (formerly known as the Montreal Expos); The Earnhardt Racing Family (Dale and Junior); the University of Virginia and Virginia Tech - yes it's possible to support both; and of course the alma mater, James Madison University (motto: Hey, remember when Lefty was our coach?).

You wish you had

My CD collection ... my comic book collection ... my wine ... my girlfriend ... my bike ... me cooking you dinner.

I wish you had

Litter box duty ... my student loans ... a big bag of money for me ... firewood ... my hair ... a running back to trade me.

Favorite sites

Fantasy specialties

Baseball, College football and basketball, NASCAR. Consistently confounded by fantasy football, much to his chagrin.

Tendencies

Best sport is baseball ... can be taken advantage of in trades if (a) a star is hurt or (b) is drunk ... easy to goad into making side bets including cash or barbecue ... enjoys head to head more than categories ... a college fantasy sports pioneer, just don‚t ask him to run the show.

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