Father Time's Bio

The Rotogods Persona

Father Time probably appreciates fantasy sports more than most people. Not only is he old enough to remember what it was like before the advent of the Internet, he also remembers what it was like before there were organized sports. Being the only member of Rotogods to have procreated, he gives hope to the rest of us that it is possible to have children and still remain a complete immature asshole. Father Time does not win leagues, but he does trade. A lot. He's also the consensus funniest man in our group (although not so much in person).

Real Life

Legal assistant, fiction writer, almost an attorney--which is actually what many current attorneys can be considered. Recently separated. I know, I know, what was she thinking?

Favorite Sports Entities

Green Bay Packers; Green Bay Packers; Green Bay Packers; See also Packers, Green Bay. World Champion Detroit Pistons; Milwaukee Brewers (oh, shut up); Indiana Hoosiers, although not nearly so much since the General stopped choking people.

You Wish You Had

My hair color (lovely shade of auburn) ... my Packers season tickets ... my jump shot ... my DVDs ... my mountain bike (only ridden once—woohoo!) ... My Reggie White signed autobiography.

I Wish You Had

My enormous debt ... my cat’s digestive problems ... the pile of dung I call my car ... lice ... a sense of irony.

Favorite Websites

Don’t really have any.

Fantasy Specialties

Football … movin’ on up in baseball … message board posting … trading … I will have at least 14 injured players in basketball on an annual basis.

Tendencies

Will trade anyone anything at any time ... I must have all the good players at least once a season ... if someone is trying to get somebody in a trade, I will immediately butt in and try to get him myself … posts constantly ... head to head has been vedy good to me ... likes to make late season trades.