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El Amin's Bio
The Rotogods Persona
Coming soon!
Real Life
El Amin inhabits the fantastic world of inside sales where he currently does not work on commission. If you put 2 and 2 together, you can start to figure out why he has so much time for Roto. A veteran of the United States Army, El has yet to completely shed his mongrelized motor pool dialect, and he has a PhD in Surly Colorful Metaphor Laced Smack from Central Texas University (or whatever degree granting institution the Army pays to look the other way while their enlisted soldiers sleep through class in order to gain promotion points).
Favorite Teams
Born and Raised in Boston, El Amin is a true homer. The Celtics, Red Sox, Patriots and his Alma Mater BC have his complete support. Though you are more likely to hear him bitch about Pedro’s contract, or BC’s gambling problem, than to find him shaking pompoms. Tough love is the way to go with Mr. Amin. One final note: Though the Red Sox qualify as his team of teams, when sorely pressed he has to say that nothing will beat the 2001 Superbowl XXXVI on his list of amazing sports victories. Players like Otis ‘My Man’ Smith and all the other Pats no name over achievers give El a figurative hard on.
Favorite Links
- yojoe.com
- devilsdue.net -- The Comic Book Publisher of GI Joe and Voltron.
- hoopshype.com -- Excellent NBA site, solid features.
- ebaumsworld.com -– If you are bored at work, this will help. Works best with a private office.
- PlayerAppreciate.com -- Your one stop shop for instant street cred. Use carefully!
- x-worldcomix.com -- Great Online Comic Book Store. Sends out a nice weekly news letter.
Fantasy Specialties
El Amin has some sort of Adult Learning Disability; he can only focus in fits and spurts or else he might actually be good at fantasy sports. One thing that can be said for El is that he plays matchups well and can decipher depth charts better than most owners. Also Rodney White taught him a lot about blindly believing in the hype surrounding 1st round draft picks. El is traditionally strong in football, but has fallen on lean times. A 2003 Rotogods Football Championship is the only thing separating this guy from dud status at the moment.
Tendencies
Always good at finding back of the rotation starters and depth, as well as projecting the true cream of the crop. El has trouble in the middle of his fantasy drafts where he tends to buy into a lot of the hype. Glenn Robinson, Nomar, Brandon Webb, Chris Webber, and Kellen Winslow Jr. have all had their way with El, but he has also groomed Albert Pujols, Lebron James, Yao, Dwyane Wade, Carl Crawford, Ben Sheets, and the Kansas City incarnation of Priest Holmes.
The bottom line: Make sure you talk to El on a good day.
