Dr Furious' Bio

The Rotogods Persona

Who knew that such a handsome, well spoken gentleman could be so angry? That is the question, obviously verbatim, that so many heads have asked when witnessing the eruption of competitive fire that burns within our man Furious. All we can say is that it works for him. The doctor is a Self Generating Motivational Beef Engineer. Fortunately for the rest of us, he doesn’t have an accredited degree confirming this or he’d rank as one of the 5 most dangerous men in all NAFTA participating countries.

Dr. Furious gets it done. He’s a hard worker, a man of letters, and always has a him-abiding piece following him around. Not to mention keys to the Batcave. Furious has been a long time roto-player with mixed results. Often the fact that he has to do actual work at his respective jobs has kept him from realizing his roto potential. Dr. Furious plays his baseball from a pitching slant, but he has his favorites in all sports -- like Elton Brand and Sammy Sosa; and for a long while Mr. Iverson -- but those love affairs have doomed many of the doctor’s fantasy enterprises, and we think he has learned his lesson.

Real Life

Financial aid representative for a trade school that trains Medical, Dental, and Medical Administrative Assistants. Currently a student at University of Massachusetts-Boston, hoping to complete a BA in English sometime this century. The Doctor is a night owl who suffers from frequent insomnia and bad relationships. An avid fan of music, literature, movies and turkey bacon (don't knock it 'til you try it), Furious is a softie beneath his veil of fury.

Favorite Sports Entities

New York Football Jets, New York Metropolitans, Chicago Bulls (yes, he grew up watching Jordan, but he's still a fan), Syracuse Men's Basketball and, to a lesser extent, Syracuse Football ('Cuse is in the house oh my god, oh my god). University of N.C. Men's Basketball (started with Jordan, continued with Carter, Jamison, Stack, et al . . . damn, they pumped out athletes).

Le Mikey

His laptop, crazy/assertive women who are attractive, fast cars, fast motorcycles, a good Chilean red wine, cute women with foreign accents, his wardrobe, athletes with rage issues (Jurassic Carl and Milton Bradley rule!!!!).

Lo Nikey

His debt, his job, insane women, restaurants with poor service, Medical Doctors, professors who give him bad grades, racist hicks, neo-conservatives, uninformed people, and Yankees fans.

Favorite sites

Tendencies

A reputation for finishing at the bottom of a league (though deserved, it tends to be exaggerated by other Rotogods). No clear best fantasy sport. Usually assembles a rock-solid pitching staff in baseball, but never has the bats to back it up. Injuries have destroyed Dr Furious in basketball. On pace to win a league in 2020.