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Bartender Man's Bio

What you need to know

Bartender Man comes to us from the annals of New York City's most disreputable bars, where he serves drinks to large breasted women who -- if we are to believe a word he says -- spend their hard earned duckets just to fawn over his pectoral muscles. Of course, he has also ran in fantasy sports circles with the rest of his fellow Rotogods for many a long year.

Don't even ask Bartender Man about the NBA. He thinks all NBA players are overpaid cry babies running in circles without enough clothes on. His number one passion is football, but he condescends to compete in baseball when the NFL season isn't in full swing. We would all prefer he saved his drunken antics for the grid iron, but unfortunately we are stuck with him, and so are you.

If you want to learn a thing or two about the sports he follows or are in search of a how-to guide for getting laid, we advise you read his articles closely.

Favorite sports entities

Tampa Bay Buccaneers, New York Yankees, The Lingerie Football League