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    <title>Team Capsule No. 1: Worm</title>
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    <summary type="text/plain">Wom&apos;s so-called friends attack his draft.
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    <author>
      <name>TiVo</name>
      
      <email>tivo@rotogods.com</email>
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    <dc:subject>Various Rotogods</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>This shouldn't take a whole lot of explanation. Rotogod tradition is to set up the league as soon as Yahoo! allows, and then draft way too friggin' early. While that means we spend most of March watching college basketball and overanalyzing spring training, a happy little byproduct of our early drafting is that it gives each Rotogod time to look at the other 11 teams to see what he liked and disliked.</p>

<p>For some, our draft capsules are an honest analysis of where they think this team is headed in our 7x5 format. For others, it's an opportunity to drop trou on everyone else's team. There'll be some inside jokes, purposeful misspellings and bizarre recreations of bad team names, but other than that just take these for what they're worth:</p>

<p>Worm finished 12th last season in spectacular fashion. His offseason trade of Carlos Guillen to Xach for Sizemore was vetoed. </p>

<p><b>Past Matrix finishes:</b> 11th/7th/7th/7th/12th (5 seasons) <br />
Average place: 8.8 <br />
Point totals: 58/71.5/85/72.5/39.5 <br />
Avg. points: 65.3 </p>

<p><b>His post-draft roster</b>, with round in parentheses:<br />
C AJ Pierzynski (13) <br />
1B Todd Helton (5) <br />
2B Luis Castillo (8) <br />
3B Scott Rolen (11) <br />
SS Carlos Guillen <br />
IF Kaz Matsui (9) <br />
LF Johnny Damon <br />
CF Torii Hunter (3) <br />
RF Ken Griffey Jr. (6) <br />
UTIL Aaron Rowand (10) <br />
SP John Lackey (1) <br />
SP Carlos Zambrano (2) <br />
SP A.J. Burnett (4) <br />
SP John Maine (7) <br />
SP Andy Pettitte (12) <br />
RP Francisco Rodriguez <br />
RP Mariano Rivera <br />
B Khalil Greene (14) <br />
B Pat Burrell (15) <br />
B George Sherrill (16) <br />
B Orlando Hernandez (17) <br />
B Josh Fields (18) <br />
B Cody Ross (19) <br />
B Scott Baker (20) <br />
B Jason Varitek (21)  </p>

<p>Here's what his homies thought of his draft (We put Fadda's at the end as a payoff for you getting through them all):</p>

<p><b>TIVO'S TAKE:</b><br />
<b>Team:</b> YouLackeyTheSkillsYes (Worm) <br />
<b>Last Year/Pick:</b> 12th/1st <br />
<b>First Impression:</b> Wombat aka Thing managed to do the unprecedented: Tank last season and end up with the worst keepers. With his work cut out for him this draft, I actually like how he kept two top-shelf closers to keep that off his mind in the crucial first 10 rounds. But with one player who hit 30 homers last year, one who scored more than 100 runs and two who knocked more than 100 runners in, with little reason to believe many of those older players’ numbers will spike, looks like – barring some great trades -- Worm is going to come up a bit short across the board. <br />
<b>You Get The Props: </b>Since Worm used a lot of high picks on pitching, I really like this staff (Lackey/Zambrano/Burnett/Maine) if it stays healthy. Wom will be fine in Ks and Es, sticking to his small-ball chops, but … <br />
<b>You Got Issues:</b> … Though many thought Lackey was a no-brainer at No. 1, I didn’t like the propensity to play it safe after that. You’ve got a team that’s got virtually nothing as batting keepers (Guillen, Damon), so why not go risk-reward somewhere? The Wom roster lacks anybody young with upside. It lacks anyone that looks like they would be a no-brainer keeper next year with natural progression. Hunter, Helton, Griffey, Rolen, Rowand, Burrell … all guys who should probably be valuable supplemental players, but don’t carry teams. Granted, after keepers there weren’t many of those guys available this year, so why not, given the dearth of talent and depth of pitching in the draft, deal the No. 1 pick and pick up some extra early-rounders where you can go high upside on stolen bases and power, etc., and then come back with all those solid picks later? I think you would have nailed a lot of those same guys. <br />
<b>JES!: </b>With the power needs and their 30-100 potential, I think Khalil Greene (14th) and Pat Burrell (15th) could crack the Wom’s lineup. <br />
<b>WTF?:</b> AJ Burnett (4th) If he’s healthy, he’s got the potential to be dominant, so it’s not a bad guy to grab for your eighth player. But since you have two closer, two top-end starters, Guillen, Damon and Hunter at that point, I don’t see how you can pass up another hitter there (although admittedly, it’s possible the best hitters taken in Rounds 5 and 6 were your picks, Helton and Griffey). I can only hope you were zigging when everyone else was zagging and stockpiling assets you can trade. <br />
<b>BL:</b> Bottom 3 </p>

<p><br />
<b>EL AMIN'S TAKE:</b><br />
No Juice<br />
<b>Keepers:</b> Johnny Damon, Francisco Rodriguez, Mariano Rivera, Carlos Guillen <br />
Spent big on pitching, BIG! Lackey and the much maligned by Xach Carlos Zambrano are the big prizes for Wom's big team. I'll say big again just because it's BIG in a BIG BIG way, It's like fuckin' honeycomb, bitch (it's not small NO NO NO!)! Wom took a break from grabbing pitchers to sleep with Junky's girlfriend Torii, then he went back for the Ass Jockey and broke TiVo's heart. Wom already had the great closers, but he failed to add Joba to his Mo, and could be quesy all year as a consequence. This staff shouldn't be bad, let's see if Wom can do something with it besides finishing last or 7th. </p>

<p>The funny thing is despite all the drafted pitching, the usual suspects still abound in the batter department. Griffey Jr. and a gang a 2Bs are here. Todd Helton, also here. Scott Rolen's bobblehead is gonna take a stab at opening the season at 3B, and all Wom's power is attached to nice .230 with 100+ K guys on his bench, but at least it's there. As usual all the talent that's here is slated for Xach and TLake's teams, but Junky may have secured himself a piece of the pie by drafting Ibanez. </p>

<p><b>Best Picks: </b>John Lackey (1- this dude is as reliable as it comes), John Maine (7- touted youngster shows all signs of building on a great year, great value in round 7) <br />
<b>Worst picks:</b> Double 2b (8, 9 - WHAT? this is where your dumb ass drafts the POWAHHHH!!!!) </p>

<p><b>APE'S TAKE:</b><br />
Wom’s team has a lot of good things. Excellent closers. Strong starting rotation. He just needs some better hitters. The nice clean low K/E thing is good, but it’s very difficulat to see where the HR’s and RBI are going to come from unless Wom puts in some of the warty brutes on his bench. </p>

<p>I liked the Lackey/Zambrano start. I thought Ryan Howard should have been wom’s 3rd/4th round pick. That would have been inspired. Wom’s not quite ready for that yet though I guess. Still, this seems more like a 7th place wom team than a DFL wom team if he can avoid getting his nether parts sworded by the fearsome hairforest. </p>

<p>Oh, and Cody Ross? Definitely the guy who put up crazy numbers that Ape had no fucking idea about. That’s the first one of those I’ve come across. Nice one Wom! </p>

<p><b>BEAGLE'S TAKE:</b><br />
Thing Loves Second Basemen <br />
Shitty keepers put the Worm in the hole to begin with and Lackey while solid is not the impact Wom needed with his first pick. I agree with Heevho in that Wom move that pick for a couple of lower ones or try for an impact bat like BJ Upton. Zambrano was very mediocre last year and will need to bounce back to lead this rotation. If he does this rotation should be solid with the Ass Jockey and John Maine manning the 3 and 4 spots. Both were good picks. Don’t really care for Helton, Griffey, Castillo, Matsui (FUCK YOU THING!) picks. Those guys are more likely to break down than repeat or surpass last year’s numbers. Good value picks in Rowand and Burrell. Not much in terms of young guys with upside, but at least Wom has Grady Sizemore, oh wait. <br />
<b>Draft Grade:</b> B- </p>

<p><b>FADDA'S TAKE:</b><br />
WOM, ASK XACH IF IT'S OKAY THAT I DO THIS CRAPSULE: Nice keepers. Thought you traded for Sizemore? Our favorite prematurley gray-haired, drunk-driving faggot done hisself pretty good with this draft. Or at least not awful. Like Xach's pitchers. Everyone but Ape thinks Zambrano is a shitty pitcher who sucks big dick. Like his boyfriend in the clinck, I think Wom's A.J. Burnett pick came a little prematurely. He's pitched 11 innings over the past six years. Look it up. So...not doing the whole HR/RBI thing then there Wom? Oh, sorry. You drafted Griffey and Rolen, the Wonder Labias. Hey look, it's Todd Helton lite. Maybe you should trade me Lackey for some POWAH! I've got power. And a huge penis. Just saying, is all. Wimpy bats aside, Thing has a solid staff (yes homo, Tivo), and no prollems with the Es and Ks. He just needs to make a couple trades we'll veto to get some muscle. Maybe then a cokehead will fuck him. <br />
<b>GRADE:</b> B. </p>

<p>Full results of the Matrix VIII draft are <a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000311.shtml">here</a>.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Our Baseball Draft, The Matrix VIII</title>
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    <modified>2008-03-20T07:29:05Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-03-20T03:29:05-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2008://1.311</id>
    <created>2008-03-20T07:29:05Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">The Rotogods, still alive and kicking as league owners, if not site-operators, make their yearly appearance to post the results of their baseball draft, mostly as a service to a handful of clowns who will be participating in a cloned league for the right to take over next season in place of the chump who finishes 12th. 

Everyone appears to have gotten their weight up for this one -- no pun intended -- and of course, the always hate-filled draft capsules are to come.</summary>
    <author>
      <name>TiVo</name>
      
      <email>tivo@rotogods.com</email>
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    <dc:subject>Various Rotogods</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Since it's been almost two years since Rotogods.com ceased operations as a regularly-updating fantasy sports blog, we know this post will come as a surprise. But for members of our B League -- that's right, the Rotogods, always on the cutting edge, have instituted a Premiership this year to keep the competition at the bottom as tight as it is up top, and the B League winner replaces our 12th place finisher -- it should be a pleasant one.</p>

<p>Since our league, The Matrix, is 7x5 -- a standard 5x5 plus hitter Ks and Es -- our draft values skew interestingly. We also keep four players off last year's rosters, so our Round 1 picks below are players that normal people would be looking to grab in Round 5 most likely.</p>

<p>The only other reason you should care is that our always-hilarious team-by-team draft capsules -- where league members take a hatchet to the draft performance of fellow owners -- are expected to follow.</p>

<p>This draft took place online, at a take-your-time-but-hurry-the-fuck-up pace, Feb. 15-24. Trades and rosters moves have since been made, but feel free to pan our picks with the benefit of hindsight.</p>

<p><b>KEEPERS</b><br />
<b>Beagle </b>(1st last year)<br />
1: Hanley Ramirez<br />
2: David Ortiz <br />
3: Mark Teixiera <br />
4: C.C. Sabathia </p>

<p><b>Ben</b> <br />
1: Jimmy Rollins <br />
2: Brandon Phillips <br />
3: Victor Martinez <br />
4: Justin Morneau </p>

<p><b>Ape </b><br />
1: Miguel Cabrera <br />
2: Carl Crawford <br />
3: Josh Beckett <br />
4: Cole Hamels </p>

<p><b>Xach </b><br />
1: Grady Sizemore <br />
2: Lance Berkman <br />
3: Magglio Ordonez <br />
4: Chipper Jones </p>

<p><b>Junky </b><br />
1: Albert Pujols <br />
2: Alex Rodriguez <br />
3: Jose Reyes <br />
4: Jacoby Ellsbury </p>

<p><b>TiVo</b> <br />
1: David Wright <br />
2: Ichiro <br />
3: Troy Tulowitzki <br />
4: Dan Haren </p>

<p><b>Spack </b><br />
1: Carlos Lee<br />
2: Derrek Lee<br />
3: Erik Bedard <br />
4: Jon Papelbon </p>

<p><b>Doc Fury/Fool=same</b><br />
1: Chase Utley <br />
2: Aramis Ramirez <br />
3: Justin Verlander <br />
4: Brandon Webb </p>

<p><b>Fadda</b> <br />
1: Jeter <br />
2: Holliday Celebrate <br />
3: Beltran <br />
4: Liriano </p>

<p><b>Tendah</b><br />
1: Vlad <br />
2: Prince Fielder <br />
3: Alfonso Soriano <br />
4: Ryan Braun </p>

<p><b>El Amin </b><br />
1: Johan Santana <br />
2: Jake Peavy <br />
3: Manny Ramirez <br />
4: Alex Rios </p>

<p><b>Worm </b> (12th last year)<br />
1: Francisco Rodriguez <br />
2: Carlos Guillen <br />
3: Mariano Rivera <br />
4: Johnny Damon</p>

<p><b>DRAFT BOARD <br />
Round 1 </b><br />
1. Wom: John Lackey <br />
2. El Amin: J.J. Putz <br />
3. Tendah: Brian Roberts <br />
4. Fadda: BJ Upton <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Curtis Granderson <br />
6. Ricky: Garrett Atkins <br />
7. TiVo: Travis Hafner <br />
8. Junky: Billy Wagner <br />
9: Xach: Robinson Cano <br />
10. Ape: Russell Martin <br />
11. Ben: Joe Nathan <br />
12. Beagle: Eric Byrnes </p>

<p><b>Round 2 </b><br />
1. Beagle: Scott Kazmir <br />
2. Ben: Nick Markakis <br />
3. Ape: Gary Sheffield <br />
4. Xach: Daisuke Matsuzaka <br />
5. Junky: Placido Polanco <br />
6. TiVo: Joe Mauer <br />
7. Ricky: Bobby Abreu <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Delmon Young <br />
9. Fadda: Chone Figgins <br />
10. Tendah: Aaron Harang <br />
11. El Amin: Paul Konerko <br />
12. Wom: Carlos Zambrano </p>

<p><b>Round 3 </b><br />
1. Wom: Torii Hunter <br />
2. El Amin: Carlos Pena <br />
3. Tendah: Rich Hill <br />
4. Fadda: Roy Oswalt <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Takashi Saito<br />
6. Ricky: Corey Hart <br />
7. TiVo: Roy Halladay <br />
8. Junky: Hideki Matsui <br />
9: Xach: Javier Vazquez <br />
10. Ape: Trevor Hoffman <br />
11. Ben: Felix Hernandez <br />
12. Beagle: Hunter Pence </p>

<p><b>Round 4</b> <br />
1. Beagle: Bobby Jenks <br />
2. Ben: John Smoltz <br />
3. Ape: Vernon Wells <br />
4. Xach: Huston Street <br />
5. Junky: Chris Young (SD SP) <br />
6. TiVo: Shane Victorino <br />
7. Ricky: Orlando Cabrera <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Ryan Howard <br />
9. Fadda: Manny Corpas <br />
10. Tendah: Rafael Soriano <br />
11. El Amin: Mike Lowell <br />
12. Wom: A.J. Burnett </p>

<p><b>Round 5 </b><br />
1. Wom: Todd Helton <br />
2. El Amin: Edgar Renteria <br />
3. Tendah: Rafael Furcal <br />
4. Fadda: Adrian Gonzalez <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Michael Young <br />
6. Ricky: Tim Lincecum <br />
7. TiVo: James Shields <br />
8. Junky: Jose Valverde <br />
9: Xach: Moises Alou <br />
10. Ape: Francisco Cordero <br />
11. Ben: Brett Myers <br />
12. Beagle: Brian McCann </p>

<p><b>Round 6 </b><br />
1. Beagle: Ben Sheets <br />
2. Ben: James Loney <br />
3. Ape: Fausto Carmona <br />
4. Xach: Brad Lidge <br />
5. Junky: Pedro Martinez <br />
6. TiVo: Chad Cordero <br />
7. Ricky: Matt Capps <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Matt Cain <br />
9. Fadda: Brad Penny <br />
10. Tendah: Jorge Posada <br />
11. El Amin: Juan Pierre <br />
12. Wom: Ken Griffey Jr. </p>

<p><b>Round 7</b> <br />
1. Wom: John Maine <br />
2. El Amin: Dustin Pedroia <br />
3. Tendah: Chad Billingsley <br />
4. Fadda: Jermaine Dye <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Jarrod Saltalamacchia <br />
6. Ricky: Kevin Youkilis <br />
7. TiVo: Ian Kinsler <br />
8. Junky: Matt Kemp <br />
9: Xach: Ryan Garko <br />
10. Ape: Nick Swisher <br />
11. Ben: Joakim Soria <br />
12. Beagle: Brad Hawpe </p>

<p><b>Round 8</b> <br />
1. Beagle: Tim Hudson <br />
2. Ben: Adrian Beltre <br />
3. Ape: Miguel Tejada <br />
4. Xach: Yovani Gallardo <br />
5. Junky: Ian Snell <br />
6. TiVo: Ted Lilly <br />
7. Ricky: Chien-Ming Wang <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Kevin Gregg <br />
9. Fadda: Adam Wainwright <br />
10. Tendah: Jim Thome <br />
11. El Amin: Randy Johnson <br />
12. Wom: Luis Castillo </p>

<p><b>Round 9 </b><br />
1. Wom: Kaz Matsui <br />
2. El Amin: Jason Isringhausen <br />
3. Tendah: Derek Lowe <br />
4. Fadda: Kenji Johjima <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Jeremy Bonderman <br />
6. Ricky: Clay Buchholz <br />
7. TiVo: Jason Bay <br />
8. Junky: Raul Ibanez <br />
9: Xach: Phil Hughes <br />
10. Ape: Howie Kendrick <br />
11. Ben: Dustin Mcgowan <br />
12. Beagle: Ryan Zimmerman </p>

<p><b>Round 10 </b><br />
1. Beagle: Oliver Perez <br />
2. Ben: Frank Thomas <br />
3. Ape: Rich Harden <br />
4. Xach: Zack Greinke <br />
5. Junky: Conor Jackson <br />
6. TiVo: B.J. Ryan <br />
7. Ricky: Willy Taveras <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Josh Hamilton <br />
9. Fadda: Jered Weaver <br />
10. Tendah: Tom Gorzelanny <br />
11. El Amin: Jeff Francoeur <br />
12. Wom: Aaron Rowand </p>

<p><b>Round 11 </b><br />
1. Wom: Scott Rolen <br />
2. El Amin: Joey Votto <br />
3. Tendah: Eric Gagne <br />
4. Fadda: Joe Borowski <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Troy Percival <br />
6. Ricky: Garret Anderson <br />
7. TiVo: Jeff Kent <br />
8. Junky: Jeff Francis <br />
9: Xach: Jason Kubel <br />
10. Ape: Chris Young (ARI CF) <br />
11. Ben: Randy Winn <br />
12. Beagle: Bob Howry </p>

<p><b>Round 12 </b><br />
1. Beagle: Joba Chamberlin <br />
2. Ben: Adam Dunn <br />
3. Ape: Joe Blanton <br />
4. Xach: Bengie Molina <br />
5. Junky: Bronson Arroyo <br />
6. TiVo: Michael Cuddyer <br />
7. Ricky: Greg Maddux <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Matt Garza <br />
9. Fadda: Gil Mehche <br />
10. Tendah: Brian Wilson <br />
11. El Amin: Mark Buehrle <br />
12. Wom: Andy Pettitte </p>

<p><b>Round 13</b> <br />
1. Wom: AJ Pierzynski <br />
2. El Amin: Ian Kennedy <br />
3. Tendah: Akinori Iwamura <br />
4. Fadda: Kosuke Fukudome <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Andruw Jones <br />
6. Ricky: Freddy Sanchez <br />
7. TiVo: Carlos Marmol <br />
8. Junky: Kelvim Escobar <br />
9: Xach: Billy Butler <br />
10. Ape: Jon Lester <br />
11. Ben: Todd Jones <br />
12. Beagle: CJ Wilson </p>

<p><b>Round 14 </b><br />
1. Beagle: JD Drew <br />
2. Ben: Michael Bourn <br />
3. Ape: Carlos Delgado <br />
4. Xach: Carlos Gomez <br />
5. Junky: Ivan Rodriguez <br />
6. TiVo: Evan Longoria <br />
7. Ricky: Geovany Soto <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Lastings Milledge <br />
9. Fadda: Brandon Lyon <br />
10. Tendah: Melky Cabrera <br />
11. El Amin: Jeremy Hermida <br />
12. Wom: Khalil Greene </p>

<p><b>Round 15</b> <br />
1. Wom: Pat Burrell <br />
2. El Amin: Yunel Escobar <br />
3. Tendah: Ryan Theriot <br />
4. Fadda: Jose Vidro <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Barry Zito <br />
6. Ricky: Jerry Owens <br />
7. TiVo: Jeremy Guthrie <br />
8. Junky: Dontrelle Willis <br />
9: Xach: J.J. Hardy <br />
10. Ape: Rocco Baldelli <br />
11. Ben: Alex Gordon <br />
12. Beagle: Ricky Weeks </p>

<p><b>Round 16 </b><br />
1. Beagle: Chris Carpenter <br />
2. Ben: Jonathan Broxton <br />
3. Ape: Dave Roberts <br />
4. Xach: Hank Blalock <br />
5. Junky: Coco Crisp <br />
6. TiVo: Shawn Hill <br />
7. Ricky: Kenny Rogers <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Eric Chavez <br />
9. Fadda: Adam LaRoche <br />
10. Tendah: Hiroki Kuroda <br />
11. El Amin: Julio Lugo <br />
12. Wom: George Sherrill </p>

<p><b>Round 17 </b><br />
1. Wom: Orlando Hernandez <br />
2. El Amin: Aaron Hill <br />
3. Tendah: Adam Jones <br />
4. Fadda: Edwin Encarnación <br />
5. Doc/Fool:  Troy Glaus <br />
6. Ricky: Jeremy Accardo <br />
7. TiVo: Kyle Kendrick <br />
8. Junky: Randy Wolf <br />
9: Xach: Justin Duchscherer <br />
10. Ape: Daric Barton <br />
11. Ben: Micah Owings <br />
12. Beagle: Kevin Kouzmanoff </p>

<p><b>Round 18</b> <br />
1. Beagle: Andre Ethier <br />
2. Ben: Jason Schmidt <br />
3. Ape: Rick Ankiel <br />
4. Xach: Justin Towles <br />
5. Junky: David Dejesus <br />
6. TiVo: Lyle Overbay <br />
7. Ricky: Gary Matthews Jr. <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Travis Buck <br />
9. Fadda: Tom Glavine <br />
10. Tendah: Mark Loretta <br />
11. El Amin: Shaun Marcum <br />
12. Wom: Josh Fields </p>

<p><b>Round 19</b> <br />
1. Wom: Cody Ross <br />
2. El Amin: Justin Upton <br />
3. Tendah: Jason Giambi <br />
4. Fadda: Dan Uggla <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Carlos Quentin <br />
6. Ricky: Jose Guillen <br />
7. TiVo: Nick Johnson <br />
8. Junky: Casey Kotchman <br />
9: Xach: Kevin Slowey <br />
10. Ape: Mark Ellis <br />
11. Ben: Homer Bailey <br />
12. Beagle: Mark Prior </p>

<p><b>Round 20</b> <br />
1. Beagle: Jayson Werth <br />
2. Ben: Jay Bruce <br />
3. Ape: Scott Olsen <br />
4. Xach: Felix Pie <br />
5. Junky: John Patterson <br />
6. TiVo: Kerry Wood <br />
7. Ricky: Ramon Hernandez <br />
8. Doc/Fool: Felipe López <br />
9. Fadda: Tony Pena <br />
10. Tendah: Brian Giles <br />
11. El Amin: Colby Rasmus <br />
12. Wom: Scott Baker </p>

<p><b>Round 21</b> <br />
1. Wom: Jason Varitek <br />
2. El Amin: Paul Loduca <br />
3. Tendah: Adam Lind <br />
4. Fadda: Brian Bannister (KC) <br />
5. Doc/Fool: Mark Teahen <br />
6. Ricky: Tim Wakefield <br />
7. TiVo: Stephen Drew <br />
8. Junky: Andrew Miller <br />
9: Xach: Tom Gordon <br />
10. Ape: Jason Bergman <br />
11. Ben: Kelly Johnson <br />
12. Beagle: Orlando Hudson </p>

<p>Resources:<br />
<a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000306.shtml">The Matrix VII</a> (2007)<br />
<a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000274.shtml">The Matrix VI</a> (2006)</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Beagle&apos;s Matrix VII Draft Analysis Capsules</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000310.shtml" />
    <modified>2007-03-28T07:35:52Z</modified>
    <issued>2007-03-28T03:35:52-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2007://1.310</id>
    <created>2007-03-28T07:35:52Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">We&apos;ve have no idea if he&apos;s rooting for Sanjaya to win American Idol, but our resident Indian dude (The Rotogods are a peaceful, inclusive bunch) knows a thing or two about victory. He&apos;s a two-time Matrix champ, and his KG/Marion-led basketball team is wiping the floor with the competition in our basketball league, The (excruciatingly long -- ha, ha, Celtics suck!) Road To 17.</summary>
    <author>
      <name>TiVo</name>
      
      <email>tivo@rotogods.com</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Beagle</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000306.shtml">The draft</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000307.shtml">Post-draft rosters</a> (We told you before: open these in another tab/window so you can laugh along)</p>

<p><b>Beagle's Matrix VII Draft Analysis Capsules</b></p>

<p>(Ed. note: organized by Beagle's twist on each owner's team name at the time)</p>

<p><b>Father Time</b><br />
Bone a Petite Old Man, I’ll Pay Bitch – I’d have taken Abreu over Vernon “Got Paid, Time to Get Fat, Oh” Wells, but what do I know. Cano can hit his ass off and Street is a solid closing option, perhaps even an elite one if he can make it through the year. Matt Cain is a good pick if you’re Xach, but I do like LaRoche’s chances of following up his breakout season of a year ago. Crede has a creaky back and Pettitte’s arm is hanging by a thread. I like Edgar Renteria, but why waste a pick two rounds later with Cabrera. Austin Kearns . . . bwhahahahahahahahahaha, that’ll work . . . bwhahahahahahahahahahaha. Prior, Hudson, Dotel, Cantu = dead, almost dead, was dead, and should be dead. Seriously, the only good pick anywhere near the end of the draft was Craig Monroe and that’s not saying much. <b>Grade:</b> B -</p>

<p><b>TiVo</b><br />
Young and Hungry, Really Hungry – It was a nice start to the draft with some very solid if not spectacular bats in Young and Matsui. Schmidt was one of the top arms on the board and I like his chances for a solid year in L.A. Thome will not duplicate last year’s numbers, but was good value at that point. Fagglio is solid, but counting on Rich Harden is not a good idea, trust me. Burnett had a strong second half, he could be a real find if he ever manages to make it through a full year (doesn’t hold breath). TiVo did a decent job of filling out his lineup, but really don’t like the idea of playing a C at 1B. Unfortunately the second half of this draft leaves a great deal to be desired. Beltre . . . dude, do you ever learn? Buehrle, I could hit that guy. Uggla was good value, but everyone here knows he got lucky and is likely to regress. Hampton, Upton, Vidro is feces, feces, feces. <b>Grade:</b> B -</p>

<p><b>Beagle</b><br />
Nomahhhhhhhh! – Pierre was a nice way to start and Lackey and Hamels was a nice start to an otherwise non-existent rotation. Bill Hall and Nick Swisher are both Beastface power hitters. Of course, they will hit about .265 between them. Luckily, the Beagle was wise enough to draft the great Nomar Garciaparraararararararararar who is going to hit .475 this year. Zito and the promising but unheralded David Bush is a nice #3 and 4 option. Getting Cuddyer in the 9th was a steal and picking up a masher like Richie Sexson for the bench was a savvy move. Barrett is a great option at the C especially considering he was taken 8 rounds after Kenji Jomama who had very similar numbers. Plus he can kick Junky’s catcher’s ass. The later parts of this draft are littered with quality selections like Ian Kinsler, Tankersley, Quentin, and Duffy. Daniel Cabrera, whoops. This is one my better draft efforts in a long time.  <b>Grade: </b>A -</p>

<p><b>Worm</b><br />
Jersey Jerkoffs – It was a nice start to the draft with young stud Joe Mauer. Unfortunately, the human XLS doc went old older and dead with his next 3 picks. Um dude, it isn’t 2001 anymore. I likey the Chris Young and Raul Ibanez was good value at that point in the draft. I can throw harder than both of Worm’s closers, good luck with that combo. Mike Lowell and Sean Casey, what the fuck, you know those guys suck, right? McClung could be a nice SP/RP find, but he does have a career ERA over 5.00 and has never been able to throw strikes consistently. I like the Reed Johnson pick, but other than that, there is nothing but a bunch of old guys whose best years are behind them, not in front of them. <b>Grade:</b> C</p>

<p><b>Doc Fury</b><br />
Dreaming of Elton Brand and Chase Utley – The left-handed TiVo is on the verge of stardom and I like his chances this year of getting there. Delgado is a still a solid power threat much like Furcal can still run. Verlander is filthy and should improve upon his pedestrian K numbers. However, he did pitch a lot of innings last year and might not hold up. Gerg loves the Bobby Jenks and if he and Gordon hold up, that could be 80 saves right there. Willy Tavares, Eric Byrnes, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy???? Chasing speed is never a good idea. Penny and Contreras could pinhead a strong rotation although both are serious injury risks. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them put together a solid year. Gary Matthews is good, but the rest of those late picks probably shouldn’t be on a roster. Oh, gimme my fucking LoDuca. <b>Grade:</b> C +</p>

<p><b>Ricky</b><br />
Hanley Me The Baby – Abreu was a nice surprise. Myers and Putz were a nice way to start a pitching staff with Carpenter. Unfortunately Chipper Jones and Josh Pukefield leave a bit to be desired at that point in the draft. Chipper’s numbers from last year were an aberration and I expect him to continue his declining production this year. Papelbon, nice pick especially if the Red Sox come to their senses and make him their closer. Lidge is awful. Ricky thinks Markakis is going to make a much bigger jump in production than he is capable of. He’s not going to be a big power hitter. One of Markakis or Conor Jackson will be a real second-year stud. Greg Maddux, shouldn’t Worm have made that pick? Homer Bailey and Chris B. Young are some nice prospects and Rick would be in good shape if Fool were in the league. I think this is one of Rick’s better looking teams in years with the top-notch keepers. <b>Grade:</b> B +</p>

<p><b>BartenderMan</b><br />
I Don’t Need No Damn AA – Tendah traded down to the middle rounds to draft Chone Figgins and Ryan Zimmerman. Yikes, way to lock down the 1 in errors early. Prince Fielder is a Beaaaaaaaasssstttt and Troy Glaus is nice SS option. No way in hell Dave Roberts repeats what he did last year, no way. Chuck James, Igawa, just call me skeptical. Oh and what’s the deal with all the middle relievers. I know you found K-Rod about 3 years ago like that, but it doesn’t seem like a very good strategy to waste 4 bench spots on guys that can’t help your team out of the gate. Decent offense with Pujols, but this team has some gaping holes. <b>Grade:</b> C</p>

<p><b>Junky</b><br />
De Passion of a Former Matrix Champ – A slick move to jump ahead and pick up Dye although there is no way in hell he matches last year’s numbers. Rivera is the greatest and with Bonderman, this pitching staff is looking strong. I’m not buying the Coco Crisp comeback quite like Junky and Adrian Gonzalez will be hard-pressed to repeat those numbers in Petco Park. Luis Castillo is a fine roto player, but would have been around 4 rounds later. Him making it through another year injury-free on the Metrodome turf is iffy. Hunter is a Beast and Valverde is a nice closing option. There were a lot of nice picks in the second half of this draft including consistent winners Garland and Wang along with my catcher Ass Jockey Pierzyzyakakzkski. <b>Grade:</b> B +</p>

<p><b>Ape</b><br />
Anything But Second – P’el took a chance with his first pick and I think Matsukenji will start the year off strong and finish with decent numbers. Schilling and Hoffman are old and reliable, but have clearly seen their best years. Giambi and Thomas need to stay healthy for this team’s offense to be top notch, I’m sure that’ll happen. I like Ervin Santana and Javy Vazquez is a lock to strike people out and have an ERA under 6. Ray Durham, Chris Duncan, whoops. Animal Sanchez and Josh Johnson were nice as rookies, but I expect both to digress in their second years and the Marlins will most certainly suck. Liriano, whoops I did it again. There was a lot of meh in this draft. The keepers are great and the Ape knows how to trade, so this team will be there at the end, but not the way it looks now. <b>Grade:</b> B</p>

<p><b>El Amin</b><br />
Gibbons Me An El A Sandwich – Matt Holliday, brilliant. Rocco Baldelli, not so much. I like J.D. Drew and Lyle Overbay to have nice years and Ramon Hernandez is a nice C option. I don’t know if Ryan Dempster is going to make it through another year closing. Harang, Capuano, Hill, and Garcia look decent but far from spectacular on paper. Nick Johnson was the worst pick of the draft bar none and Ryan Shealy might be as bad as Adam Dunn someday. Stephen Drew could be nasty and Bartolo Colon is nasty . . . at eating. The nice infield keepers will keep this team afloat, but there are a lot of question marks. <b>Grade:</b> B –</p>

<p><b>Timberlake</b><br />
This is HowWe Go Back to Being Mediocre – Looks like the Timber let that championship cloud his judgment. Delmon Young, that was fucking stupid. At his best, he’s worth that spot in the draft. Patterson and Lugo were some speed reaches. Last time the Sox signed a SS to a big money deal, it didn’t work out so well, plus the Sox don’t run. Moises Alou and Kenny Lofton are so old they could have given birth to Fadda. Timberlake found his roots and drafted some youngsters in Phillips and Martin, but it was too late to salvage this draft. Luckily Timber has good keepers to keep him competitive, but this draft leaves much to be desired. <b>Grade:</b> C +</p>

<p><b>Xach</b><br />
I Killed My Draft (and Dwayne Wade) – Sheff is a nice 1B option this year and Andruw is up for a nice free agent year. I think Alex Rios is poised for a big year. Felix Hernandez might not suck this year. Ryan Freel, Carlos Guillen, trust me that’s not a good idea. Gagne is dead and Chavez might as well be . . . this is what happens when they take away steroids. Piazza as a DH might be nice, but he might have trouble adjusting to AL pitching after all these years. There were some nice picks later like Willingham, Wainwright, Rogers, and Burke. This was a solid draft and with some good health this team could contend this year. <b>Grade:</b> B +</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>T-Lake&apos;s Matrix VII Draft Analysis Capsules</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000309.shtml" />
    <modified>2007-03-28T07:16:46Z</modified>
    <issued>2007-03-28T03:16:46-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2007://1.309</id>
    <created>2007-03-28T07:16:46Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Timberlake takes a serious crack at draft analysis, or he did about a month ago, complete with best pick/worst pick and predicted finishes. Read on to find out which of his opinions are already laughably outdated.

(P.S. Yes, this young buck is our defending champion.)</summary>
    <author>
      <name>TiVo</name>
      
      <email>tivo@rotogods.com</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Timberlake</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000306.shtml">The draft</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000307.shtml">Post-draft rosters</a> (might want to open these in another tab/window so you can laugh along)</p>

<p><b>Timberlake's Matrix VII Draft Capsules</b><br />
<b>Owner: </b>Father Time<br />
<b>Best Pick:</b> Edgar Renteria (9th)<br />
<b>Worst Pick:</b> Orlando Cabrera (12th)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis: </b>Pretty solid squad overall. Love the pitching staff built around nice keepers in Webb and Halladay … and Cain and Pettitte will be good contributors. Some upside picks (Prior and Patterson) will fight to fill the 5th slot. Street and Cordero give him a rock-solid closer duo. There is a nice start to work with offensively (Soriano, Wells, V-Mart, Cano) but Fadda has more work to do here. He currently has to start a SS or 3B at his IF slot (Ed. Note: this means Es) and has the unproven Hermida slotted into his UTIL spot. Don’t love the offensive bench options either. While I like where he picked Cabrera, I thought there were better options for his team makeup at that spot on the board.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish: </b>6th</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> TiVo<br />
<b>Best Pick:</b> Mark Teahen (11th)<br />
<b>Worst Pick:</b> Mike Hampton (18th)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis: </b>I actually buy TiVo’s position switch strategy throughout the draft. I think some of those picks could pay off for him. Teahen will be a very solid IF pick assuming he plays RF, and Lopez is a lot more valuable as a 2B as SS was pretty strong this year. However, despite having Thome’s production at UTIL I don’t like that he got painted into a corner and has to start two older catchers. Those guys certainly don’t have any upside, and with their age and position could break down at any time. He also has a fair amount of K’s despite having only 2 huge boppers in the lineup. The pitching staff is top heavy with Smoltz, Schmidt, and Nathan, but after that there are a lot of question marks. Harden and Burnett aren’t exactly pictures of stability, and there's not a lot of depth behind them.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish:</b> 9th</p>

<p><b>Owner: </b>Beagle<br />
<b>Best Pick: </b>Juan Pierre (1st)<br />
<b>Worst Pick:</b> Nick Swisher (5th)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis:</b> Beagle has an intriguing team. Looking at the numbers he has put together I am more impressed than I was with each of his individual picks. He has a bevy of productive low-K guys in Nomar, Pierre, Vlad, etc. and those help to offset the power-heavy troika of Swisher, Cuddyer, and Hall (the only pick of the 3 I liked at the time). He also has arguably the best steal man in the game (Pierre) but a lack of steals after him. Shouldn’t have many errors. The starting pitching staff is solid if not super deep. Beags' top 4 starters should contribute all year with Zito’s reliability to balance Hamels’ star potential. Devastating closer setup with Saito, Ryan, and the outside possibility of a SP/RP. My final thought is that this might be a difficult team to trade with because of how it is set up, but Beagle has good talent and is creative enough to make it work.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish:</b> 4th</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> Worm<br />
<b>Best Pick: </b>Barry Bonds (6th)<br />
<b>Worst Pick:</b> Mike Mussina (3rd)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis:</b> Wow do I hate this team. Let’s get the good thing out of the way. I guess starting pitchers actually aren’t overrated because Worm spent the whole prime part of the draft making sure he had 5 very solid SP’s. Of course its probably not a good thing that the first one he took (Mussina) is no better than the last one he took (Young). Why would Worm worry about position scarcity though when he laughs in the face of category scarcity? To whit, he has no production … I mean none. Lowell, Polanco, Reed Johnson, Sean Casey? Sounds like a meh bench right? Nope. All 4 of those guys. Start. Worm will be making keeper trades with the waiver wire come the deadline. If Worm takes this collection of “talent” to another 7th place finish I'm gonna investigate him for hacking into Yahoo! Oh yeah, the closers suck too.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish: </b>12th</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> Doc Fury<br />
<b>Best Pick:</b> Jose Contreras<br />
<b>Worst Pick: </b>Pedro Martinez<br />
<b>Draft Analysis:</b> Doc The Hick hasn’t set his lineup which is real helpful when I'm trying to look at his stats! His pitching is solidly above average. Above average closer duo in Jenks and Gordon. Above average starters led by an above average ace in Carlos Zambrano. Gerg has a ton of K’s and Errors but at least he has some power and speed as well. However, I don’t see much upward mobility on this team and think guys like Byrnes and Freddie Sanchez are prime candidates to plummet back to earth this year.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish:</b> 10th</p>

<p><b>Owner: </b>Ricky<br />
<b>Best Pick:</b> Brad Lidge (7th)<br />
<b>Worst Pick:</b> Josh Barfield (5th)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis:</b> Damn, you do have a shiteload of K’s don’t you? Bet you wish you’d kept Adam Dunn instead of Howard. There is solid power throughout the lineup though and enough steals to stay competitive there. The offensive bench is gross. Carpenter and Myers are a good start to a staff and the K’s from Putz and Lidge along with the Papelbon wildcard give this staff a lot of upside. Overall, decent talent but some things could have been done better.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish:</b> 5th</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> Bartenderman<br />
<b>Best Pick:</b> Ryan Zimmerman<br />
<b>Worst Pick: </b>Troy Glaus<br />
<b>Draft Analysis:</b> I liked the Roberts pick to give you two big steal guys. And Pujols and Damon are great offensive pieces. However, neither Glaus nor Iwamura should be starting in anyone’s lineup right now. Zimmerman can slot in your 3b slot but then you still need to fill 2 starting positions with players you don’t have. As for the pitching staff … holyjesusfuckingchristmyeyeshurt. You managed to get 2 solid closers, throw a parade. Far and away the worst SP’s in the league. Peavy is dope, Lowe is a 4th or 5th starter. After that, you don’t have a single pitcher I would want in my top 5. Not to mention, you took 3 -- 3!!!!!!!! -- middle relievers. That was your plan? The old 'take middle relievers and hope they become closer trade bait' idea. Really? Really????? (Passes out)<br />
<b>Predicted Finish: </b>11th</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> Junky<br />
<b>Best Pick:</b> Jeremy Bonderman (4)<br />
<b>Worst Pick:</b> Coco Crisp (3)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis:</b> Very solid team but lacking the Junky dominant keepers (other than Santana) that he always builds around. Probably because he had to trade them during the stretch run last year to try and win. Unfortunately he came up short, like 2nd place, as in the first loser, right behind me. Anyways, good solid production throughout the lineup, errors aren’t bad, K’s are average. Jermaine Dye must die. Make that happen Xach. Santana/Bonderman/Rivera is obviously a sick core to a pitching staff. However, I'm not nearly as enamored of Junky’s (trying to suck his own) Wang and Garland picks. Wins are a fickle stat and those guys could win 12 games and suck this year as easy as 20. In conclusion, a good team … just good enough to keep Junky’s title drought going.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish: </b>3rd</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> Ape<br />
<b>Best Pick: </b>Frank Thomas (6)<br />
<b>Worst Pick: </b>Curt Schilling (2)<br />
Draft Analysis: Yuck, this team is stacked. Had far and away the best keepers and it shows. Went into the draft with all the steals he needed and was able to sit back and just draft 1 solid offensive player after another. Durham, Giambi, Thomas, Johjima will all produce without ridiculous K’s or E’s. The rest of us better hope a couple of those guys get real old real fast. Hawpe and Duncan are nothing amazing, but solid for where they were chosen. Ape also got two closers with stable jobs, and has a stable of capable starting pitchers with Matsuzaka the only big question mark because Ape needs him to be a true ace. Keepers set up with the talent and hard-to-fill categories, and Ape nailed the rest of his draft.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish:</b> 1st</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> El<br />
<b>Best Pick:</b> Matt Holliday (1)<br />
<b>Worst Pick:</b> Nick Johnson (12th)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis: </b>The offense should be solid but not spectacular. No huge bopper and no huge steal guy, but a lot of mid-range performers. If Derrek Lee can approach his 2005 season that will go a long way towards elevating this O. The closing duo is somewhat below average, but he’s got two and that’s what counts. The SP’s are talented but are mostly young or on crappy teams so El might struggle for wins. Should definitely outperform El’s woeful squad from last year, but doesn’t wow me as a contender.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish:</b> 7th</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> Xach<br />
<b>Best Pick:</b> Ryan Freel (5th)<br />
<b>Worst Pick:</b> Eric Gagne (7th)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis:</b> Really like this offense. Some steals, not a ton of errors, good production, and most of these players are solidly in their primes. However, there isn’t one sure thing on the pitching staff. I like Felix Hernandez where you got him, but with your youth and injury risks you needed to pick some kind of Barry Zito or something at some point, and, no, Kenny Rogers doesn’t count. Gagne and Jones could very realistically be dead and a middle reliever by the all-star break. Per usual, Xach goes likes to pile question marks on top of “value pick” question marks. I'm just gonna “play a hunch” and say that it won’t work out … again.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish: </b>8th</p>

<p><b>Owner:</b> Timberlake<br />
<b>Best Pick: </b>Russell Martin (12th)<br />
<b>Worst Pick: </b>Julio Lugo (3rd)<br />
<b>Draft Analysis: </b>I had 3 huge boppers as keepers but no steals or good positions filled so I bit the bullet and chased steals early. Patterson isn’t a good real life player, but hes good for roto … I'm not super pleased with the Lugo pick but I do like his chances to be productive this year. Nobody understood the Delmon Young pick, but I could see that RF was going to be the biggest shit-show position in the field this year and I feel good about getting a potential impact player there. I've got a balance of speed and power and probably the least K’s and E’s I've ever had coming out of draft. Pitching-wise, I have 1 dope closer and one guy with a stable job. I also have 5 starters in their prime who all threw over 180 innings last year. If Dontrelle and Beckett can bounce back from off years last year I will have some of the best pitching in the league.<br />
<b>Predicted Finish:</b> 2nd</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Junky&apos;s Matrix VII Draft Analysis Capsules</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000308.shtml" />
    <modified>2007-03-21T07:47:25Z</modified>
    <issued>2007-03-21T03:47:25-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2007://1.308</id>
    <created>2007-03-21T07:47:25Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Junky, a two-time Matrix champion, takes a searing look at the 11 teams competing to hold his jock, or so he says. Seriously, these capsules aren&apos;t for the faint of heart. Timberlake will hook you with the PG-13 baseball chatter, this is your regular X-rated analysis here. But funny as hell! 

P.S., 11th place? Junky is an asshole.</summary>
    <author>
      <name>TiVo</name>
      
      <email>tivo@rotogods.com</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Junky</dc:subject>
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<p><a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000307.shtml">Post-draft rosters</a> (might want to open these in another tab/window so you can laugh along)</p>

<p><b>Junky Drapsules, Paht 1</b></p>

<p><b>12th Place: Worm</b><br />
No power, no speed, no closers, and a meh starting 5. This is the same team Worm always assembles. I think he's functionally retarded, either that or his spreadsheet is. The first half of this draft felt like every pick was reached for like a cock in Ricky's Mom's room. The only team in the league that by adding Father Time to the roster could you actually bring the average age of the team down. I love me some saavy vets, but he was scooping them up in the money rounds like TiVo's dad at an orange farm. Someone buy this kid a roto mag and kick in his computer ... on second thought leave him be with his crayons, and his drool puddle.</p>

<p><b>11th Place: TiVo</b><br />
I knew I should have bet more money on this. TiVo's team has some talent, and about 25% of it should make it through half the season. Harden, Schmidt and Burnett sure sounds good ... if you've been in a coma for the last 5 years. This team is going to strike out more than Fadda on a singles night. You'd think you'd gets some pop for that kind of whiff, but I don't see any real powah. I'll give you 10-1 next year. (points, laughs ass off)</p>

<p><b>10th place: Xach</b><br />
The only thing he nailed was this team's coffin shut. I have this team getting outhit by Jason Varitek, and I mean it's not even close. Jason could hit .270 this year! Adding Gagne to be the closer on Xach's team is like adding bleach and ammonia to wash the floor. I mean like it's a bad idea. Nevermind. At least he has other healthy guys to pick up the slack like Ben Sheets, Jered Weaver, Gary Sheffield, and Eric Chavez (doubles over in laughter). Carlos Guillen is good at fielding, and Mike Piazza never used steroids, oh, and Ryan Freel starts every game.</p>

<p><b>9th Place: Doc Fury</b><br />
How do you fuck up those keepers? Well you start by drafting Eric Byrnes, Willy Tavares, Casey Blake and other guys that are constantly skating the line of being utility players. Then you can add a catcher with 11 errors. Ooh oh! Then reach for Contreras and Penny because they had such good second halves. Take Rafael Furcal's errors to compund the 18 your second baseman already had, and voila! Shit sandwich!</p>

<p><b>8th Place: Ricky</b><br />
Holy fucking strikeouts! You could toss this team a beachball and they would swing and hit themselves in the head with their bats. Pitching staff is decent (gimme da Snell!) but Brad Lidge is gay and all his teammates know it. Ryan Howard sucks in this league, yeah I said it. Might as well have Shaq. Shocked, um, whoever would be dumb enough to do that? Tim Hardaway hates this team.</p>

<p><b>7th Place: El Amin</b><br />
The mighty El Duque heads the power staff, while Adam Dunn goes for his first batting title of his career. Ryan Dempster is sure to keep his job through most of spring training until Lou Pinella rips his nuts off right on the mound and hops up and down on them. Kazmir, Harang and a decent lineup hold together a squad that is more dreadfully uneven than Xach's Mom's tits.</p>

<p><b>Junky Drapsules Part Deux</b></p>

<p><b>6th place: Paper Champ </b><br />
Thanks for taking care of my trophy rook! (takes back).  It happens, you win a league, you let your guard down, you get shitfaced before the draft, you let your brothers punch you in the head a few dozen times before every pick ... wait, you were sober when you did this? BAAAAHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!<br />
Lugo and Patterson? I almost shit my pants.  Hey Timbo...</p>

<p><img>http://www.buzzmachine.com/pix/choke.gif</img></p>

<p>Oh, here's an impression of Timbo's team whip...</p>

<p><img>http://www.astro.caltech.edu/~lah/emma/Images/ERH_3years/bike_pump.jpg</img></p>

<p>At least you still have LeBron ...</p>

<p><b>5th Place: Tendah</b><br />
Nice run on middle relievers, you forget where you were or something? Be a good idea next time to draft some starters or closers. Just throwin that out there, you know ... they help ... as opposed to your pitchers ... that don't.  Bats are pretty good, maybe they can pitch some for you. With the exception of Peavy, I'm confident no one on this staff could strike me out.  </p>

<p><b>4th Place: Beagle</b><br />
Balance is there, sort of.  However many steals Pierre gets is how many this team will have. His pitching staff is softer than Mrs. El Amin's nips.  I think Doc Fury throws wiffle balls harder than Barry Zito. Nick Swisher and Nomar were really solid picks, you hear me? Solid! I'm sure they're not in the clubhouse getting fisted by Mia Hamm right now. Sure of it! Cole Hamels better be Nolan Ryan's love child. Say, didn't you have Liriano?</p>

<p><b>3rd Place: Fadda</b><br />
Nice draft, alot of those guys will fit nicely on my team. I'm sure this is the year that you don't trade yourself out of contention. My friend (name withheld) is also going to really kick the heroin habit this time. As currently constructed this team still isn't quite good enough to go any higher. Lack of speed and batting average make it an also ran, but hey, you can trade for those shortcomings, can't you Fadda? Aw come on, just a little trade ... You know you want to.  </p>

<p><b>2nd Place: Nemesis</b><br />
Well-rounded team, nasty keepers, and starters I can't root against.  :x <br />
I hate this kid. Still Giambi is a homo, Hawpe is maddeningly not that good, Frank Thomas on turf is like Kenji on thin ice, bad combo.  Pitching is a question mark. If his brothers give him the entire world for Reyes or Crawford I will shit cinder blocks.</p>

<p><b>Champ: Daddy's home</b><br />
You wanted it, you got it. Junky comes home to reclaim his rightful throne. All these players have big dicks. Not that that is important, just thought you might want to know that. Stop drooling Xach. Johan and Bonderman are too beastly.  They go around the world making love. Rivera to lock it down. Other pitchers are perfect complements, including Ninja Wang who wins 20 this year blindfolded. Lineup solid top to bottom, speed throughout, high batting average, low errors. You guys are fucked, well maybe not you Shane. But I did meet a girl in Vegas that could maybe help you out with that.</p>

<p>Mama nana is fourty-one!</p>

<p><img>http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c264/Svenga1i/660_image.jpg</img></p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Matrix VII Post-draft rosters</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000307.shtml" />
    <modified>2007-03-21T07:36:39Z</modified>
    <issued>2007-03-21T03:36:39-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2007://1.307</id>
    <created>2007-03-21T07:36:39Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Official rosters following the Matrix VII&apos;s draft, with keepers and planned positions included.</summary>
    <author>
      <name>TiVo</name>
      
      <email>tivo@rotogods.com</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Various Rotogods</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><b>OFFICIAL ROSTERS</b></p>

<p>These are the rosters after <a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000306.shtml">our mid-February draft</a>, and before mass movement based on team balancing and spring training developments began. Round a player was drafted is in parentheses. If no round is next to a player, he was one of that owner's four keepers. (except on the rosters of the retards who couldn't even do this right)</p>

<p><b>1. El Amin:</b><br />
C: Ramon Hernandez (11)<br />
1B: Derrek Lee<br />
2B: Brian Roberts (3)<br />
3B: David Wright<br />
SS: Miguel Tejada<br />
IF: Lyle Overbay (7)<br />
LF: Matt Holliday (1)<br />
CF: Rocco Baldelli (2)<br />
RF: J. D. Drew (6)<br />
UTIL: Ryan Shealey (14)<br />
SP: Scot Kazmir<br />
SP: Aaron Harang (4)<br />
SP: Chris Capuano (8)<br />
SP: Rich Hill (9)<br />
SP: Freddy Garcia (10)<br />
CL: Chris Ray (5)<br />
CL: Ryan Dempster (14)<br />
B: Nick Johnson (12)<br />
B: Salomon Torres (15)<br />
B: Orlando Hernandez (16)<br />
B: Stephen Drew (17)<br />
B: Bartolo Colon (18)<br />
B: Adam Dunn (19)<br />
B: Scott Thorman (20)<br />
B: Jay Gibbons (21)</p>

<p><b>2. Beagle:</b><br />
C: Michael Barrett (13)<br />
1B: Michael Cuddyer (9)<br />
2B: Jeff Kent (10)<br />
3B: Scott Rolen<br />
SS: Bill Hall (SS, 3B) (4)<br />
IF: Nomar Garciaparra (1B) (7)<br />
LF: Nick Swisher (1B, LF) (5)<br />
CF: Juan Pierre (1)<br />
RF: Vladimir Guerrero<br />
UTIL: Travis Hafner<br />
SP: John Lackey (2)<br />
SP: Cole Hamels (3)<br />
SP: Barry Zito (8)<br />
SP: Dave Bush (11)<br />
SP: Joel Pineiro (14)<br />
CL: BJ Ryan<br />
CL: Takashi Saito (6)<br />
B: Richie Sexson (12)<br />
B: Ian Kinsler<br />
B: Taylor Tankersley<br />
B: Carlos Quentin<br />
B: Anthony Reyes<br />
B: Daniel Cabrera<br />
B: Chris Duffy<br />
B: Woody williams</p>

<p><b>3. Fadda:</b><br />
C: Victor Martinez<br />
1B: Adam LaRoche (4)<br />
2B: Robinson Cano (2)<br />
3B: Joe Crede (7)<br />
SS: Edgar Renteria (SS) (9)<br />
IF: Orlando Cabrera (SS) (12)<br />
LF: Alfonso Soliano<br />
CF: Vernon Wells (1)<br />
RF: Austin Kearns (13)<br />
UTIL: Alex Gordon (3B) (11)<br />
SP: Brandon Webb<br />
SP: Roy Halladay<br />
SP: Matt Cain (5)<br />
SP: Andy Pettitte (8)<br />
SP: John Patterson (10)<br />
CL: Huston Street (3)<br />
CL: Chad Cordero (6)<br />
B: Tim Hudson (SP) (14)<br />
B: Mark Prior (SP) (15)<br />
B: Octavio Dotel (RP) (16)<br />
B: Jorge Cantu (2B) (17)<br />
B: Jeremy Hermida (CF, RF) (18)<br />
B: Nate Robertson (SP) (19)<br />
B: Craig Monroe (LF, CF) (20)<br />
B: Milton Bradley (RF) (21)</p>

<p><b>4. Ricky:</b><br />
C: Ben Molina (13)<br />
1B: Ryan Howard<br />
2B: Josh Barfield (5)<br />
3B: Chipper Jones (4)<br />
SS: Hanley Ramirez<br />
IF: Conor Jackson (9)<br />
LF: Manny Ramirez<br />
CF: Nick Markakis (8)<br />
RF: Bobby Abreu (1)<br />
UTIL: Jeff Francoeur (12)<br />
SP: Chris Carpenter<br />
SP: Brett Myers (3)<br />
SP: Jonathan Papelbon (6)<br />
SP: Greg Maddux (10)<br />
SP: Doug Davis (10)<br />
CL: J.J. Putz (2)<br />
CL: Brad Lidge (7)<br />
B: Ian Snell (13)<br />
B: Homer Bailey (15)<br />
B: Chad Tracy (16)<br />
B: Chris B. Young (17)<br />
B: Johnny Peralta (18)<br />
B: Joe Blanton (19)<br />
B: Mike Jacobs (20)<br />
B: Jacque Jones (21)</p>

<p><b>5. Gerg:</b><br />
C: Paul LoDuca (11)<br />
1B: Mark Teixeira<br />
2B: Chase Utley<br />
3B: Freddie Sanchez (5)<br />
SS: Rafael Furcal (2)<br />
IF: Carlos Delgado (3)<br />
LF: Jason Bay<br />
CF: Wily Tavares<br />
RF: Eric Byrnes<br />
UTIL: Casey Blake (12)<br />
SP: Carlos Zambrano<br />
SP: CC Sabathia (1)<br />
SP: Justin Verlander (4)<br />
SP: Brad Penny (10)<br />
SP: Jose Contreras<br />
CL: Bobby Jenks (6)<br />
CL: Tom Gordon (7)<br />
B: Gary Matthews Jr.<br />
B: Pedro Martinez<br />
B: Omar Vizquel (16)<br />
B: Cliff Lee (16)<br />
B: Morgan Ensberg (17)<br />
B: Endy Chavez (19)<br />
B: Kevin Mench<br />
B:</p>

<p><b>6. Worm:</b><br />
C: Joe Mauer (1)<br />
1B: Todd Helton (2)<br />
2B: Placido Polanco (12)<br />
3B: Mike Lowell (10)<br />
SS: Jimmy Rollins<br />
IF: Sean Casey (11)<br />
LF: Barry Bonds (6)<br />
CF: Grady Sizemore<br />
RF: Aubrey Huff (13)<br />
UTIL: Raul Ibanez (7)<br />
SP: Dan Haren<br />
SP: Bronson Arroyo<br />
SP: Mike Mussina (3)<br />
SP: Randy Johnson (4)<br />
SP: Chris Young (5)<br />
CL: Jason Isringhausen (8)<br />
CL: Armando Benitez (9)<br />
B: Kevin Millwood (14)<br />
B: Seth McClung (15)<br />
B: Jason Kendall (16)<br />
B: Reed Johnson (17)<br />
B: David Eckstein (18)<br />
B: David Weathers (19)<br />
B: Rich Aurilia (20)<br />
B: Mark Loretta (21)</p>

<p><b>7. Frey:</b><br />
C: Brian McCann (C)<br />
1B: Albert Pujols (1B)<br />
2B: Chone Figgins (2B, 3B, LF, CF)<br />
3B: Ryan Zimmerman (3B)<br />
SS: Troy Glaus (SS/3B)<br />
IF: Prince Fielder (1B)<br />
LF: Dave Roberts (LF)<br />
CF: Johnny Damon (CF)<br />
RF: Brian Giles (RF)<br />
UTIL: Akinori Iwamura (3B)<br />
SP: Jake Peavy (SP)<br />
SP: Derek Lowe (SP)<br />
SP: Chuck James (SP)<br />
SP: Jeremy Sowers (SP)<br />
SP: Kei Igawa (SP)<br />
CL: Billy Wagner (RP)<br />
CL: Francisco Cordero (RP)<br />
B: Boof Bonser (SP)<br />
B: Jonathan Broxton (RP)<br />
B: Dan Wheeler (RP)<br />
B: Joel Zumaya (RP)<br />
B: Matt Murton<br />
B: Brian Wilson<br />
B:<br />
B:</p>

<p><b>8. TiVo:</b><br />
C: Jorge Posada (13)<br />
1B: Ivan Rodriguez (11)<br />
2B: Felipe Lopez (7)<br />
3B: Alex Rodriguez<br />
SS: Michael Young (1)<br />
IF: Mark Teahen (11)<br />
LF: Hideki Matsui (2)<br />
CF: Ichiro Suzuki (CF/RF)<br />
RF: Magglio Ordonez (5)<br />
UTIL: Jim Thome (4)<br />
SP: John Smoltz<br />
SP: Jason Schmidt (3)<br />
SP: Rich Harden (6)<br />
SP: A.J. Burnett (9)<br />
SP: John Maine (12)<br />
CL: Joe Nathan<br />
CL: Bob Wickman (11)<br />
B: Adrian Beltre (12)<br />
B: Kerry Wood (14)<br />
B: Mark Buehrle (14)<br />
B: Dan Uggla (17)<br />
B: Mike Hampton (18)<br />
B: B.J. Upton (19)<br />
B: Jose Vidro (20)<br />
B: Dan Johnson (21)</p>

<p><b>9: Ape:</b><br />
C: Kenji Johjima (5)<br />
1B: Jason Giambi (4)<br />
2B: Ray Durham (10)<br />
3B: Miguel Cabrera<br />
SS: Jose Reyes<br />
IF: Chris Duncan (11)<br />
LF: Carl Crawford<br />
CF: Carlos Beltran<br />
RF: Brad Hawpe (12)<br />
UTIL: Frank Thomas (6)<br />
SP: Daisuke Matsuzaka (1)<br />
SP: Curt Schilling (2)<br />
SP: Ervin Santana (8)<br />
SP: Javier Vazquez (9)<br />
SP: Anibal Sanchez (13)<br />
CL: Trevor Hoffman (3)<br />
CL: Brian Fuentes (7)<br />
B: Josh Johnson (14)<br />
B: Kevin Youkilis (15)<br />
B: Francisco Liriano (16)<br />
B: Melvin Mora (17)<br />
B: Jason Jennings (18)<br />
B: Jeff Francis (19)<br />
B: Marcus Giles (20)<br />
B: Mike Sweeney (21)</p>

<p><b>10. Xach:</b><br />
C: Mike Piazza (10)<br />
1B: Justin Morneau<br />
2B: Ryan Freel (2B,3B,LF,CF,RF) (5)<br />
3B: Eric Chavez (8)<br />
SS: Carlos Guillen (6)<br />
IF: Gary Sheffield (1b, RF) (2)<br />
LF: Carlos Lee<br />
CF: Andruw Jones (1)<br />
RF: Alex Rios (3)<br />
UTIL: Josh Willingham (OF) (14)<br />
SP: Ben Sheets<br />
SP: Jered Weaver<br />
SP: Felix Hernandez (4)<br />
SP: Scott Olsen (9)<br />
SP: Adam Wainwright (RP) (13)<br />
CL: Eric Gagne (7)<br />
CL: Todd Jones (11)<br />
B: Roger Clemens (SP) (12)<br />
B: Kenny Rogers (SP) (15)<br />
B: Hank Blalock (3B) (16)<br />
B: Noah Lowry (SP) (17)<br />
B: Tom Gorzelanny (SP) (18)<br />
B: Chris Burke (CF, 2B) (19)<br />
B: Rickie Weeks (2B) (20)<br />
B: Oliver Perez (SP) (21)</p>

<p><b>11. Junky:</b><br />
C: A.J. Pierzynski (12)<br />
1B: Paul Konerko<br />
2B: Luis Castillo (6)<br />
3B: Garrett Atkins<br />
SS: Derek Jeter<br />
IF: Adrian Gonzalez (5)<br />
LF: Scott Podsednik (9)<br />
CF: Coco Crisp (3)<br />
RF: Jemaine Dye (1)<br />
UTIL: Torii Hunter (8)<br />
SP: Johan Santana<br />
SP: Jeremy Bonderman (4)<br />
SP: Kelvim Escobar (7)<br />
SP: Chien Ming Wang (11)<br />
SP: Matt Garza (12)<br />
CL: Mariano Rivera (2)<br />
CL: Jose Valverde (10)<br />
B: Shea Hillenbrand<br />
B: John Garland<br />
B: Ken Griffey<br />
B: Clay Hensley<br />
B: Andre Ethier<br />
B: Luke Scott<br />
B: Vicente Padilla<br />
B: David DeJesus</p>

<p><b>12. Timberlake:</b><br />
C: Russell Martin (12)<br />
1B: David Ortiz<br />
2B: Howie Kendrick (6)<br />
3B: Aramis Ramirez<br />
SS: Julio Lugo (3B/SS/2B) (3)<br />
IF: Lance Berkman (1B/RF)<br />
LF: Moises Alou (8)<br />
CF: Corey Patterson (4)<br />
RF: Delmon Young (2)<br />
UTIL: Kenny Lofton (10)<br />
SP: Roy Oswalt<br />
SP: Erik Bedard (5)<br />
SP: Dontrelle Willis (7)<br />
SP: Josh Beckett (9)<br />
SP: Ted Lilly (14)<br />
CL: Francisco Rodriguez (1)<br />
CL: Joe Borowski (11)<br />
B: Brandon Phillips (13)<br />
B: Pat Burrell (15)<br />
B: Tom Glavine (16)<br />
B: Akinori Otsuka (17)<br />
B: Brandon McCarthy (18)<br />
B: Troy Tulowitzki (19)<br />
B: Wily Mo Pena (20)<br />
B: Ricky Nolasco (21)</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Our Baseball Draft, The Matrix VII</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000306.shtml" />
    <modified>2007-03-21T07:04:21Z</modified>
    <issued>2007-03-21T03:04:21-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2007://1.306</id>
    <created>2007-03-21T07:04:21Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Take a gander at how we picked in mid-February, if only to get you prepped for the always-hilarious draft analysis. No, we&apos;re not officially back, we just had to kick Worm&apos;s ass-old articles off the front page.</summary>
    <author>
      <name>TiVo</name>
      
      <email>tivo@rotogods.com</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Various Rotogods</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Eager as we always are, the Rotogods' annual baseball draft took place as soon as unofficial official host Yahoo! opened up for the year. And not only did XachStalin spring for a PLUS league this year, but based on the success of a similar draft in basketball, we ran our draft over the course of eight days, from Feb. 15-22, on our message board.<br />
 <br />
Two reasons you might give a shit: It'll explain the number of in-draft trades, which also made the process a lot more fun, and the pre-spring training dates help explain why some of the picks are so laughable.<br />
 <br />
We may not be posting this in time to help you much for your draft, but given that we've long since passed on the idea of producing regular front-page content for a viable web site, the guess is that you weren't banking on us. And the payoff isn't as much in the mock-draft value of our draft anyway. It's in the always-hilarious analysis capsules, which we'll be posting soon.<br />
 <br />
We probably aren't going to do <a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000275.shtml">cool team-by-team breakdowns like last year</a>, but our four keepers and 21 rounds are here for you live and in color. A couple things you might note: Our league, The Matrix, is a 7x5 -- a standard 5x5 plus hitters' Ks and Es -- which skews the values of players like Juan Pierre, Carlos Lee and Joe Crede (good) and Richie Sexson, Carlos Guillen and Ryan Howard (bad). We also only use two relievers, as opposed to roto's standard four, and we start specific outfield slots (LF, CF and RF), which partially explains why Timblerlake jumped on Delmon Young so early. The right field talent pool is rather shallow, at least in our format. Also, don't forget to add four rounds to our picks if you're comparing to a non-keeper league. Some of our crazy fourth-round reaches are really the equivalent of 8th-round picks.<br />
 <br />
Anyway, someone actually told me they missed The Rotogods, so we're back, if only briefly. We at least had to kick Worm's ancient Yankee-loving articles off the front. Please enjoy. And if you do find some of the picks (*cough* <i>Nick Johnson</i>) funny, don't worry. One of our own did too. The Fool, who is not co-managing with TiVo or participating in The Matrix in any way this year, took the time to <a href="http://video1.washingtontimes.com/fantasybaseblog/2007/02/it_pays_to_do_research.html">clown us (or more specifically, El and Ape) in The Washington Times' Fantasy Baseblog</a>.<br />
 <br />
We've made a million cuts and trades anyway (seriously, Junky has 26 add/drops, and games aren't for another 10 days), so a month-old draft might seem kind of funny to us too.<br />
 <br />
-- <b>TiVo</b><br />
 <br />
<a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000308.shtml">Junky's analysis</a> <br />
<a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000309.shtml">Timberlake's analysis</a><br />
<a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000310.shtml">Beagle's analysis</a> <br />
<a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000311.shtml">Ape's analysis</a> (coming soon)<br />
<a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000312.shtml">Father Time's analysis </a>(coming soon)<br />
Worm's numbers breakdown (we'll think about posting this shit)</p>

<p><a href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000307.shtml">See Post-draft rosters, with keepers, here</a></p>

<p><size=18><b>DRAFT BOARD</b></size></p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 1</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.El Amin:</b> Matt Holliday (LF)<br />
<b>2. Beagle:</b> Juan Pierre (CF)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Vernon Wells (CF)<br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Bobby Abreu (RF)<br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> C.C. Sabathia (SP)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Joe Mauer (C)<br />
<b>7. Junky (from Frey, via Beagle):</b> Jermaine Dye (RF)<br />
<b>8. TiVo:</b> Michael Young (SS)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Daisuke Matsuzaka (SP)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Andruw Jones (CF)<br />
<b>11. Beagle (from Junky):</b> John Lackey (P)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Francisco Rodriguez (RP)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 2</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.Timberlake:</b> Delmon Young (RF)<br />
<b>2. Junky:</b> Mariano Rivera (RP)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Gary Sheffield (RF)<br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> C. Schilling (SP)<br />
<b>5. Tivo:</b> Hideki Matsui (LF/CF)<br />
<b>6. Frey:</b> Billy Wagner (RP)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Todd Helton (1B)<br />
<b>8. Greg:</b>Carlos Delgado (1B)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> JJ Putz (RP)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> Robinson Cano (2B)<br />
<b>11. Frey (from Beagle):</b> Chone Figgins (3B, 2B, LF, CF)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> Brian Roberts (2B)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 3</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.El Amin:</b> Rocco Baldelli (CF)<br />
<b>2. Frey (from Beagle):</b> Ryan Zimmerman (3B)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Huston Street (RP)<br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Brett Myers (SP)<br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> Rafael Furcal (SS)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Mike Mussina (SP)<br />
<b>7.  Frey:</b> Prince Fielder (1B)<br />
<b>8. TiVo:</b> Jason Schmidt (SP)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Trevor Hoffman (RP)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Alex Rios (RF)<br />
<b>11. Beagle (from Junky):</b> Cole Hamels (P)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Corey Patterson (CF)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 4</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.Timberlake:</b> Julio Lugo (3B/SS/2B)<br />
<b>2. Junky:</b> Coco Crisp (CF)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Felix Hernandez (SP)<br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Jason Giambi (1B)<br />
<b>5. TiVo:</b> Jim Thome (Util)<br />
<b>6. Junky (from Frey, via Beagle):</b> Jeremy Bonderman <br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Randy Johnson (SP)<br />
<b>8. Greg:</b> Justin Verlander (SP)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> Chipper Jones (3B)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> Adam LaRoche (1B)<br />
<b>11. Beagle:</b> Bill Hall (SS, 3B)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> Aaron Harang (SP)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 5</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.El Amin:</b> Chris Ray (RP)<br />
<b>2. Beagle:</b> Nick Swisher (1B, LF)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Matt Cain (SP)<br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Josh Barfield (2B)<br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> Freddie Sanchez (2B, 3B, SS)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Chris Young (SP)<br />
<b>7.  Frey:</b> Troy Glaus (SS, 3B)<br />
<b>8. TiVo:</b> Magglio Ordonez (RF) <br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Kenji "Foster" Jojima (C)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Ryan Freel (2B,3B,LF,CF,RF)<br />
<b>11. Junky:</b> Adrian Gonzalez (1B)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Erik Bedard (SP)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 6</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.Frey (from Tlake):</b> Francisco Cordero (RP)<br />
<b>2. Junky:</b> Luis Castillo (2B)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Carlos Guillen (SS)<br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Frank Thomas (Util)<br />
<b>5. Tivo:</b> Rich Harden (SP)<br />
<b>6. Frey:</b> Dave Roberts (LF)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Barry Bonds (LF)<br />
<b>8. Greg:</b> Bobby Jenks (RP)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> Jonathan Papelbon (SP)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> Chad Cordero (RP)<br />
<b>11. Beagle:</b> Takashi Saito (RP)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> JD Drew (RF)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 7</size></b></color><br />
<b>1. El Amin:</b> Lyle Overbay (1B)<br />
<b>2. TiVo (from Beagle):</b> Felipe Lopez (SS, is lined up to play 2B for Nats)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Joe Crede (3B)<br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Brad Lidge (RP)<br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> Tom Gordon (RP)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Raul Ibanez (LF)<br />
<b>7. Timberlake (from Frey):</b> Howie Kendrick (1B/2B)<br />
<b>8. Beagle (from TiVo):</b> Nomar Garciaparra (1B)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Brian Fuentes (RP)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Eric Gagne (RP)<br />
<b>11. Junky:</b> Kelvim Escobar (SP)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Moises Alou (LF)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 8</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.Timberlake:</b> Dontrelle Willis (SP)<br />
<b>2. Junky:</b> Tori Hunter (CF)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Eric Chavez (3B)<br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Ervin Santana (SP)<br />
<b>5. Junky (From TiVo):</b> Scott Podsednik (LF)<br />
<b>6. Timberlake (from Frey):</b> Josh Beckett (SP)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Jason Isringhausen (RP)<br />
<b>8. Greg:</b> Willy Tavares (OF)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> Nick Markakis (CF)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> Andy Pettitte (SP)<br />
<b>11. Beagle:</b> Barry Zito (SP)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> Chris Capuano (SP)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 9</size></b></color><br />
<b>1. El Amin:</b> Rich Hill (SP)<br />
<b>2. Beagle:</b> Michael Cuddyer (1B, RF)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Edgar Renteria (SS)<br />
<b>4. TiVo (from Ricky):</b> A.J. Burnett (SP) <br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> Eric Byrnes (LF,CF,RF)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Armando Benitez (RP)<br />
<b>7. Timberlake (from Frey):</b>  Kenny Lofton (CF)<br />
<b>8. Beagle (from TiVo):</b> Jeff Kent (2B)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Javy Vazquez (SP)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Scott Olsen (SP)<br />
<b>11. Ricky (From Junky, via TiVo):</b> Conor Jackson (1B)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Joe Borowski (RP)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 10</size></b></color><br />
<b>1. Frey (from TLake):</b> Derek Lowe (SP)<br />
<b>2. Beagle (from Junky):</b> Dave Bush (SP)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Mike Piazza (C)<br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Ray Durham<br />
<b>5. Junky (from TiVo via Ricky):</b> Jose Valverde (RP)<br />
<b>6. Frey:</b> Chuck James (SP)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Mike Lowell (3B)<br />
<b>8. Greg:</b> Brad Penny (SP)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> Greg Maddux (SP)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> John Patterson (SP)<br />
<b>11. Ricky (from Beagle via Junky):</b> Doug Davis (SP)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> Freddy Garcia (SP)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 11</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.El Amin:</b> Ramon Hernandez (C)<br />
<b>2. TiVo (from Beagle):</b> Mark Teahen (3B/OF)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Alex Gordon (3B)<br />
<b>4. TiVo (from Ricky):</b> Bob Wickman (RP)<br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> Paul LoDuca (C)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Sean Casey (1B)<br />
<b>7.  Frey:</b> Kei Igawa (SP) <br />
<b>8. TiVo:</b> Ivan Rodriguez (C/1B)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Chris Duncan (1B/LF/RF)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Todd Jones (CL)<br />
<b>11. Junky (From Junky, via TiVo):</b> Chien Ming-Wang (SP)<br />
<b>12. Frey (from Tlake):</b> Jeremy Sowers (SP)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 12</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.Timberlake:</b>  Russell Martin (C)<br />
<b>2. TiVo (from Junky):</b> Adrian Beltre (3B)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Roger Clemens (SP, comentator)<br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Brad Hawpe (RF)<br />
<b>5. Tivo:</b> John Maine (SP)<br />
<b>6. Frey:</b> Akinori Iwamura (3B)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Placido Polanco (2B)<br />
<b>8. Beagle (from Greg):</b> Richie Sexson (1B)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> Jeff Franceour (OF)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> Orlando Cabrera (SS)<br />
<b>11. Gerg (From Beagle):</b> Casey Blake (1b/RF)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> Nick Johnson (1B)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 13</size></b></color><br />
<b>1. Junky (from)El Amin:</b> A.J. Pierzynski (C)<br />
<b>2. Gerg (From Beagle):</b> Jose Contreras (SP)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Austin Kearns (RF) <br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Ian Snell (SP)<br />
<b>5. Beagle (From Gerg):</b> Michael Barrett (C)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Aubrey Huff (3B,RF)<br />
<b>7.  Frey:</b> Brian Giles (RF)<br />
<b>8. TiVo:</b> Jorge Posada (C)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Anabel Sanchez (SP)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Josh Willingham (OF)<br />
<b>11. Ricky (from Junky):</b> Ben Molina (C)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Brandon Phillips (2B)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 14</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.Timberlake:</b> Ted Lilly (SP)<br />
<b>2. El Amin (from Junky):</b> Ryan Dempster (RP)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Adam Wainwright (SP/RP)<br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Josh Johnson (SP)<br />
<b>5. TiVo:</b> Kerry Wood (SP/RP)<br />
<b>6. Junky (from Frey):</b> Matt Garza (SP)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Kevin Millwood (SP)<br />
<b>8. Beagle (from Greg):</b> Joel Pineiro (SP/RP)<br />
<b>9: TiVo (from Ricky, via Junky):</b> Mark Buehrle (SP)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> Tim Hudson (SP)<br />
<b>11. Gerg (from Beagle):</b> Gary Matthews Jr. (CF/RF)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> Ryan Shealy (1B)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 15</size></b></color><br />
<b>1. El Amin:</b> Solomon Torres (RP)<br />
<b>2. Gerg (from Beagle):</b> Pedro Martinez (SP)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Mark Prior (SP)<br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Homer Bailey (SP)<br />
<b>5. Beagle (from Greg, via Beagle and Junky):</b> Ian Kinsler (2B)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Seth McClung (SP,RP)<br />
<b>7. Frey:</b> Jonathan Broxton (RP)<br />
<b>8. El Amin (from TiVo, via Junky):</b> El Duque (SP)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Kevin Youkilis (1B)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Kenny Rogers (SP)<br />
<b>11. Frey (From Junky):</b> Dan Wheeler (SP)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Pat Burrell (LF)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 16</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.Timberlake:</b>  Tom Glavine (SP)<br />
<b>2. Frey (From Junky):</b> Joel Zumaya (RP)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Hank Blalock (3B)<br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Francisco Liriano (SP/RP)<br />
<b>5. Junky (from TiVo, via Junky and Beagle):</b> Shea Hillenbrand (1B/3B)<br />
<b>6. Frey:</b> Boof Bonser (SP)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Jason Kendall (C)<br />
<b>8. Greg:</b> Omar Vizquel (SS)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> Chad Tracy (3B)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> Octavio Dotel (RP)<br />
<b>11. Gerg (from Beagle):</b> Cliff Lee (SP)<br />
<b>12. Junky (from El Amin, via Junky and Beagle):</b> John Garland (SP)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 17</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.El Amin:</b> Stephen Drew (SS)<br />
<b>2. Beagle:</b> Taylor Tankersley (RP)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Jorge Cantu (2B)<br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Chris B. Young (OF)<br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> Morgan Ensberg (3B)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Reed Johnson (LF,CF,RF)<br />
<b>7.  Frey:</b> Randy Winn (LF, CF, RF)<br />
<b>8. TiVo:</b> Dan Uggla (2B)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Melvin Mora (3B)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Noah Lowry (SP)<br />
<b>11. Junky:</b> Ken Griffey Jr. (CF)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Akinori Otsuka (RP)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 18</size></b></color><br />
<b>1. Timberlake:</b> Brandon McCarthy (SP)<br />
<b>2. Junky:</b> Clay Hensley (SP)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Tom Gorzelanny (SP) <br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Jason Jennings (SP)<br />
<b>5. Tivo:</b> Mike Hampton (SP)<br />
<b>6. Junky (from Frey):</b> Andre Ethier (LF)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> David Eckstein (SS)<br />
<b>8. Beagle (from Greg):</b> Carlos Quentin (RF)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> Johnny Peralta (SS)<br />
<b>10. Fadda:</b> Jeremy Hermida (CF, RF)<br />
<b>11. Beagle (from Junky from Beagle):</b> Anthony Reyes (SP)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> Bartolo Colon (SP)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 19</size></b></color><br />
<b>1. El Amin:</b> Adam Dunn (LF)<br />
<b>2. Beagle:</b> Daniel Cabrera (SP)<br />
<b>3. Junky (from Fadda):</b> Luke Scott (LF/RF)<br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Joe Blanton (SP)<br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> Endy Chavez (RF?)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> David Weathers (RP)<br />
<b>7.  Frey:</b> Matt Murton (OF)<br />
<b>8. TiVo:</b> B.J. Upton (Super-UTIL)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Jeff Francis (SP)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Chris Burke (2B, CF)<br />
<b>11. Fadda (from Junky):</b> Nate Robertson (SP)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b> Troy Tulowitzki (SS)</p>

<p><color=darkblue><b><size=18>Round 20</size></b></color><br />
<b>1.Timberlake:</b> Wily Mo Pena (OF)<br />
<b>2. Fadda (from Junky):</b> Craig Monroe (LF, CF)<br />
<b>3. Xach:</b> Rickie Weeks (2B) <br />
<b>4. Ape:</b> Marcus Giles (2B)<br />
<b>5. Tivo:</b> Jose Vidro (2B/1B/DH)<br />
<b>6. Frey:</b> Brian Wilson (RP)<br />
<b>7. Worm:</b> Rich Aurilia (1B,2B,3B,SS)<br />
<b>8. Greg:</b> Kevin Mench (OF)<br />
<b>9: Ricky:</b> Mike Jacobs (1B)<br />
<b>10. Junky (from Fadda):</b> Vicente Padilla (SP)<br />
<b>11. Beagle:</b> Chris Duffy (CF)<br />
<b>12. El Amin:</b> Scott Thorman (1B)</p>

<p><color=red><b><size=18>Round 21</size></b></color><br />
<b>1. El Amin:</b> Jay Gibbons (RF)<br />
<b>2. Beagle:</b> Woody Williams (SP)<br />
<b>3. Fadda:</b> Milton Bradley (RF)<br />
<b>4. Ricky:</b> Jacque Jones (RF)<br />
<b>5. Gerg:</b> Zack Duke (SP)<br />
<b>6. Worm:</b> Mark Loretta (1B,2B)<br />
<b>7.  Frey:</b> Jake Westbrook (SP)<br />
<b>8. TiVo:</b> Dan Johnson (1B)<br />
<b>9: Ape:</b> Mike Sweeney (DH)<br />
<b>10. Xach:</b> Oliver Perez (SP)<br />
<b>11. Junky:</b> David DeJesus (LF, CF)<br />
<b>12. Timberlake:</b><b></b> Ricky Nolasco (SP/RP)</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>A Yankees Eulogy</title>
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    <modified>2006-10-25T17:04:08Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-10-25T13:04:08-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2006://1.305</id>
    <created>2006-10-25T17:04:08Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">When the Yankees went out with a whimper in the fourth game of the ALDS to the Detroit Tigers, I was pretty shocked. And it wasn&apos;t for the reasons repeated ad nauseum by the Fox broadcasters that game, who, by the way, conspired to pull off just about the worst announced game I have ever witnessed in all my years of watching baseball. Sure, the Yankees have the payroll, they have the big names, and they have all the playoff &quot;experience.&quot; But, as we all figured out long before now, that doesn&apos;t guarantee a win in any short series. The...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>When the Yankees went out with a whimper in the fourth game of the ALDS to the Detroit Tigers, I was pretty shocked.  And it wasn't for the reasons repeated ad nauseum by the Fox broadcasters that game, who, by the way, conspired to pull off just about the worst announced game I have ever witnessed in all my years of watching baseball.  Sure, the Yankees have the payroll, they have the big names, and they have all the playoff "experience."  But, as we all figured out long before now, that doesn't guarantee a win in any short series.</p>

<p>The mere fact that the Tigers won didn't shock me, particularly.  They have a talented team, and in baseball, that's really all you need to win.  The day-to-day upturns and downturns of the regular season are simply magnified on the postseason stage, and it reasonably shouldn't surprise anyone that ANY team can pull off an upset in a short, five-game series.</p>

<p>And, until the final game, I saw nothing in the matchup other than a fair contest, and the challenges ahead that one learns to love in watching a perennial playoff contender.   As a Yankees fan, I could only bow and offer my highest praise to Kenny Rogers' masterful performance in Game 3.  It may be the highlight of the entire postseason, and there is no shame in losing a game that would probably have been lost by even the hottest offensive ballclub.</p>

<p>The real shame was the next game.</p>

<p>By the numbers, Jeremy Bonderman appeared to be pitching an even better game in Game 4 than Rogers had in Game 3.  But the numbers were lying.  While Rogers' perfect pitches shredded solid at-bat after solid at-bat by the Yankees hitters, Bonderman appeared to be facing a Little League team.  He rarely had to throw more than three pitches to a batter in the first six innnings, and even more rarely had to throw a quality strike to induce the Yankees hitters to flail madly, impatiently, moronically.  By the time the Yankees hitters decided to try to figure out where the ball was going before offering at it, in the seventh inning, the Yankees pitching had left too deep a hole to be overcome in the last three innings of the series.</p>

<p>The most obvious offender was Gary Sheffield, who started swinging the bat as soon as Bonderman lifted his shoulder.  His at-bats were quintessentially pathetic, but it was a theme that was repeated up and down the Yankees lineup.  The Yankees approach to begin Game 4 made them look unprepared and unprofessional.  It made them look scared, and that is the greatest crime of all, in championship sports.</p>

<p>This has happened before to the Yankees, in recent years.  Gone are the days of 1995, of 1997, when the Yankees were eliminated in spite of their hard-fought, heart-rending effort.  Since the famous flare that ended the Yankees World Series run in 2001, Yankees postseason memories have routinely, systematically, ended with this kind of a whimper, a questionable effort, and the very spoiled and wealthy, but beaten dog, returning home with its tail between its legs.</p>

<p>But this year was supposed to be different.  It felt different.  After multiple seasons of a team built by tacking on former All-Stars and future Hall-of-Famers, perpetually making the team more confusing, and its performance more embarassing, we were finally treated to a team allowed to develop its own identity.  Through adversity, new players were able to develop their roles, and a sense of interdependence, so long lacking, again began to emerge.  Not only did the Yankees start winning games at a renewed clip, but they began to look inspired to do so, not instructed or expected.</p>

<p>Perhaps, in a peculiar twist of fate, the Yankees were damned by their own seeming good fortune.  With a month left in the season, suddenly the two big names that had long been missing, Sheffield and Matsui, were returning to the team.  Once again the talk shifted back to its early-season mode: "Just look at all those NAMES in that lineup!  How can you lose with all those NAMES?"  But lose they did.  Matsui played well, but was hardly in mid-season form, and Sheffield never appeared to get beyond early Spring Training form.  And gone were Melky Cabrera, Bernie Williams, Andy Phillips and Miguel Cairo.  The heroes of the summer were replaced by the traditional Yankees Big-Names-That-Never-Win.  When Melky finally got to play in the final Game 4, he was one of the few players not ggiving his at-bats away over the first six innings.  But he wasn't expected to be the man.  He had nothing to be afraid of.</p>

<p>Maybe, When A-Rod has moved on from the Yankees in his search for self-fulfillment, when the Randy Johnsons and the Gary Sheffields have moved on into retirement, and been replaced by a new young crop of self-made Yankees stars, this team will be able to identify itself as a team again.  And even if it does lose, as most teams do, after all, it may lose honorably, with dignity.  Until then, Yankees fans must watch on, ever hoping that The Joke That George Built may yet be saved from itself, as it nearly was this year.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>R.I.P. Cory Lidle</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000304.shtml" />
    <modified>2006-10-13T21:28:32Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-10-13T17:28:32-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2006://1.304</id>
    <created>2006-10-13T21:28:32Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Earlier this week, I began writing a eulogy for the New York Yankees&apos; 2006 season. With the passing of Cory Lidle on Wednesday, October 11, in such stunning and tragic fashion, I felt it would be appropriate to share a few words on his behalf before misappropriating the term &quot;eulogy&quot; for a much less serious subject. In fantasy terms, Lidle was always a pitcher I kept an eye on. He had the stuff to be a successful major league pitcher, and indeed had shown flashes of brilliance over his career. While he was never going to be a number-one or...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Earlier this week, I began writing a eulogy for the New York Yankees' 2006 season.  With the passing of Cory Lidle on Wednesday, October 11, in such stunning and tragic fashion, I felt it would be appropriate to share a few words on his behalf before misappropriating the term "eulogy" for a much less serious subject.</p>

<p>In fantasy terms, Lidle was always a pitcher I kept an eye on.  He had the stuff to be a successful major league pitcher, and indeed had shown flashes of brilliance over his career.  While he was never going to be a number-one or -two type pitcher, he always had the potential to produce solid outings at the back end of a fantasy rotation.</p>

<p>I am sorry to see his career ended so abruptly and so fatefully, for him not to have the chance to seek future success, or the opportunity for learning and self-mastery that comes with time in athletics, as in life.  Of course, to his family and his friends, our deepest sympathy goes out.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>On Trash Talk</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.rotogods.com/archives/000303.shtml" />
    <modified>2006-09-28T13:16:38Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-09-28T09:16:38-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2006://1.303</id>
    <created>2006-09-28T13:16:38Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">If there&apos;s one common denominator that this web site is built on, it&apos;s fantasy sports. Okay, well, that&apos;s obvious. But, beyond that, I&apos;d say the glue that holds this group of roto experts together is trash talk. Well, that and making fun of Xach. And his mom. And Ricky&apos;s mom. And Father Time&apos;s mom, who was Eve, actually, of Adam and Eve fame. Even though she&apos;s been dead for thousands of years, she&apos;s still fair game. Okay, tangent aside, trash talk, aka smack talk, aka shit talk, is a big part of our culture here, and a big part of...</summary>
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      <email>worm@rotogods.com</email>
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      <![CDATA[<p>If there's one common denominator that this web site is built on, it's fantasy sports.  Okay, well, that's obvious.  But, beyond that, I'd say the glue that holds this group of roto experts together is trash talk.  Well, that and making fun of Xach.  And his mom.  And Ricky's mom.  And Father Time's mom, who was Eve, actually, of Adam and Eve fame.  Even though she's been dead for thousands of years, she's still fair game.</p>

<p>Okay, tangent aside, trash talk, aka smack talk, aka shit talk, is a big part of our culture here, and a big part of roto culture in general.  You even see it featured on ads on ESPN nowadays.  But what's it all about?</p>

<p>Well, in the beginning, God created the universe. I guess he was bored.  First he made light, and then the solar system, and then he made horses and shit.  Stop me if you've heard this one before...</p>

<p>Sorry, I meant to ask, "What is trash talk all about?"  I suppose we could all blame it on a machismo culture, where bragging and putdowns enhance our perceived social status, and this in turn generates further competition and incentives towards trash talk, in an escalating cycle.  I'm sure there's some truth to this, but I'd like to suggest a simpler, if slightly less obvious reason.</p>

<p>Think of it this way: if there wasn't trash talk in fantasy sports, what else would we talk about?  I have learned the hard way about the downside of talking about the nuts and bolts of the fantasy game with league-mates.  It always seems to come back to bite you.  An earnest discussion about player values and potentials before a draft will usually mean the guys you express interest in will go higher than they would otherwise.</p>

<p>This may seem obvious to many, that you don't discuss the details of your strategy with the competition.  But still, for those of us for whom fantasy sports are a social medium as well as a competetive venue, this leaves the conundrum: what does one talk about?</p>

<p>Sure, sports talk will happen, no matter what.  But with earnest and detail-oriented sports talk effectively off bounds, the discussion is likely to turn to a less serious, more mocking and jabbing subject matter.  I observe this frequently now, when talking sports with other Rotogods.  The desire to talk sports becomes superceded by the need to not give yourself away.  And trash talk is only one or two steps down that road.</p>

<p>I was drawn to roto sports by the lure of numbers.  I had long played around with baseball statistics, purely for my own amusement, before I stumbled on fantasy baseball and a more direct application for my statistical explorations.  Moreover, by playing the game, my insight into the meaning and implications of the stats has continued to grow.  I could, and frequently do, talk at great length about the various bases for understanding a ballplayer's fundamental worth, and likelihood to succeed.  But as long as I'm in the company of Rotogods (or other league-mates) mum's the word.</p>

<p>And speaking of mum, I've got a date to keep with Xach's momma.  Until next time, keep an eye out for my insight on the MLB Updates threads.  I know for a fact that none of these dudes read the stuff out there, so my knowledge should be safe.  Keep playing, and keep winning.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Center Fielder Review: September Edition</title>
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    <modified>2006-09-07T12:20:17Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-09-07T08:20:17-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2006://1.302</id>
    <created>2006-09-07T12:20:17Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Baseball is coming down the stretch, and most fantasy baseball leagues should be pretty well defined by now. In rotisserie formats, September is a tough time to make up ground, though it&apos;s been known to happen. However, this isn&apos;t what I&apos;ve come here today to talk about. No, I&apos;d rather talk about myself. More specifically, I&apos;d like to take a look back at some more pre-season rankings, to see how they&apos;ve shaped up over the course of the year. I already went over the closers around mid-season, so now it&apos;s time to take a look back at the center fielders....</summary>
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      <name>Worm</name>
      
      <email>worm@rotogods.com</email>
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    <dc:subject>Worm</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Baseball is coming down the stretch, and most fantasy baseball leagues should be pretty well defined by now.  In rotisserie formats, September is a tough time to make up ground, though it's been known to  happen.  However, this isn't what I've come here today to talk about.  No, I'd rather talk about myself.  More specifically, I'd like to take a look back at some more pre-season rankings, to see how they've shaped up over the course of the year.  I already went over the closers around mid-season, so now it's time to take a look back at the center fielders.  Again, I'll go through the players one by one, giving their current season statistics, with my comments from then and some updated commentary on the current situation.</p>

<p><b>1. Grady Sizemore - 137 G, 113 R, 22 HR, 63 RBI, 19 SB, .296 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Sizemore has everything you could want in a fantasy center fielder, and he’s young. Last year he was a solid 5-category producer, the only player on this list that can make that claim, and will probably be able to make that claim again at the end of this season.</i></p>

<p>Now: Hey, I was right.  We'll see how the stolen bases hold up, but with discussion about moving Sizemore to the 3-hole, there's potential for those RBIs to go up.  This guy's looking like a nice keeper, in any case.</p>

<p><b>2. Jim Edmonds - 104 G, 50 R, 18 HR, 65 RBI, 4 SB, .260 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Edmonds has the gift of raw power, which gives him instant fantasy value. He’s had a remarkable run of consistency in recent years, and has been a solid producer in every category except stolen bases. Age and injury are serious concerns for the upcoming year, however. Still, the upside is too big to ignore.</i></p>

<p>Now: Hey, I was wrong.  Age and injury were indeed the major players here, as Edmonds' fantasy value has dropped through the floor.  18 home runs isn't bad, in baseball terms, but numbers like this really don't belong in the top 10.</p>

<p><b>3. Andruw Jones - 132 G, 84 R, 32 HR, 107 RBI, 5 SB, .261 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Jones did some things last year, you may have heard. Leading the majors in home runs is, well, a good thing if the guy is on your fantasy team. He’s also just 28. He’s had trouble with inconsistency from year to year, and may have a label as a one-category fantasy performer, but something tells me we haven’t heard the last of Andruw Jones…</i></p>

<p>Now: Yeah, something tells me we haven't heard the last from him, but this season doesn't look quite as beautiful as last year's.  Still, the production is very solid, in spite of the Edmonds-esque batting average.  But, then again, it isn't far off from his .267 career average, so what the hey.  Expect a, er, bounce-back year next season.</p>

<p><b>4. Johnny Damon - 130 G, 103 R, 22 HR, 75 RBI, 24 SB, .300 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>The big free agent signing won’t have his hair slowing him down on the bases, so expect 70-100 steals from him this year. Yeah, just kidding. Still, he’s a solid player, and should be able to put up another typical Johnny Damon season. If anything, his runs scored should probably go up this year.</i></p>

<p>Now: Actually, many of his numbers have gone up, as Damon is having a career year.  Just shows you how playing for the Red Sox holds a player back from realizing his true potential.</p>

<p><b>5. Carlos Beltran - 122 G, 113 R, 39 HR, 112 RBI, 16 SB, .286 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>He’ll be ranked higher when he gets the hell off the Mets. I swear, somebody needs to check the water in Shea Stadium, something’s just not natural about that place. The potential is there for Beltran to be a monster, though. He’s not a big hitter for batting average, but can fill out the rest of your categories.</i></p>

<p>Now: Monster sighting.  At number five, Beltran is too low on this list.  He's even hitting for average this year.  Fantasy owners should be concerned with the declining stolen base numbers, though, as it looks like he may not be dependable as a premier performer in that category any more.</p>

<p><b>6. Randy Winn - 135 G, 75 R, 10 HR, 49 RBI, 8 SB, .258 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>What’s Winn doing so high on this list? Well, he hits at the top of the lineup, and does get on base, so he’ll be a big help in runs scored. His stolen bases are his biggest asset, but he won’t hurt you in the other categories. And he was the man for the Giants after being traded there last season. He is indeed a valuable fantasy player.</i></p>

<p>Now: Ignore everything you just read.  Winn was a dud this year, and none of those numbers are helping.</p>

<p><b>7. Vernon Wells - 131 G, 80 R, 31 HR, 93 RBI, 14 SB, .314 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Wells has shown his potential, but recently he’s been high on promise, low on performance. Still, you can do lots worse for your fantasy team, and if he puts it together and blows up while he’s on your squad, you’ll look like a genius. Just don’t count on it.</i></p>

<p>Now: We've seen the brighter side of Wells this season, as he's definitely been more valuable than number seven on this list.  Looks like Wells might be Carlos Delgado, Part II, what with his hot and cold seasons.</p>

<p><b>8. Juan Pierre - 138 G, 70 R, 2 HR, 34 RBI, 49 SB, .290 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Pierre is the premier stolen base threat on this list. It’s too bad he’s non-existent in two categories, homers and RBI, otherwise he’d be ranked higher than this. Still, Pierre retains excellent value as a potential top-5 base stealer.</i></p>

<p>Now: Pierre has recovered significantly from a poor start, to post a respectable fantasy season, thus far. The stolen bases are still there, but the runs are hurt by a virtually non-existent Cubs offense.  It'll be interesting to see how the offense projects out at the start of next season, as Pierre still holds plenty of potential value.</p>

<p><b>9. Rocco Baldelli - 71 G, 40 R, 8 HR, 40 RBI, 9 SB, .300 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Baldelli is coming back after missing the entire 2005 season. He hopes to be ready for the start of the season, and we’ll see what kind of start he gets off to. He’s got fine potential, but he hasn’t really capitalized on it yet.</i></p>

<p>Now: Well, it took Baldelli longer to get back than expected, but, since he's been back, he's shown that he still has it.  He should be an interesting player in drafts next year, though he still has to prove he's worth his label as a high-potential player.</p>

<p><b>10. Kenny Lofton - 107 G, 62 R, 2 HR, 31 RBI, 25 SB, .304 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>The ancient one somehow still cracks the Top Ten on this list. His playing time has been down in recent years, but the production level, surprisingly, has remained very high. He’s still a solid base stealing threat, and could catch some people by surprise as the starting center fielder for the Dodgers. The big downside, of course, is age, and the threat of injury or a decline in performance.</i></p>

<p>Now: You can pretty much cut-and-paste that comment into Lofton's preview for next year.  Sometimes Worm is so smart.</p>

<p><b>11. Brady Clark - 122 G, 48 R, 3 HR, 27 RBI, 2 SB, .272 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Clark is a worthy fantasy starter, able to hit for average and steal some bags.</i></p>

<p>Now: Moving on to number 12...</p>

<p><b>12. Ken Griffey Jr. - 107 G, 61 R, 26 HR, 69 RBI, 0 SB, .251 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Don’t get hurt out there, kid!</i></p>

<p>Now: He really should have taken my advice.</p>

<p><b>13. Torii Hunter - 122 G, 66 R, 23 HR, 71 RBI, 6 SB, .269 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Hunter was a mixed bag before getting hurt last season, so the risk is there. Nonetheless, upwardly mobile, this pick is.</i></p>

<p>Now: Not a terrible fantasy season, by any means, though the lack of stolen bases is an obvious disappointment.  Hopefully those will bounce back somewhat next year, with another off-season for Hunter to rest his foot.</p>

<p><b>14. Brad Wilkerson - 95 G, 56 R, 15 HR, 44 RBI, 3 SB, .222 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>The move to Texas should revive Wilkerson’s fantasy life. Er, value.</i></p>

<p>Now: Injuries killed Wilkerson's season.  It now remains to be seen when he will be ready to return from surgery, and whether he'll be returning as a regular.</p>

<p><b>15. Mark Kotsay - 114 G, 52 R, 7 HR, 49 RBI, 5 SB, .272</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Pretty mediocre fantasy player… well look at that, right in the middle of this list!</i></p>

<p>Now: Injuries and a continued decline make Kotsay more mediocre than ever.</p>

<p><b>16. Coco Crisp - 95 G, 53 R, 7 HR, 29 RBI, 19 SB, .261 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>We’ll see how playing in Beantown works for this breakfast cereal. Don’t get too overexcited, though.</i></p>

<p>Now: It hasn't worked out all that well.  Injury didn't help, but Crisp has failed to fill Boston's high hopes.</p>

<p><b>17. Eric Byrnes - 119 G, 69 R, 21 HR, 63 RBI, 20 SB, .277 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>If he stays healthy, maybe he can do some things.</i></p>

<p>Now: He did, and he has.  Not bad fantasy production for a guy who may not have been drafted in many leagues.</p>

<p><b>18. Aaron Rowand - 109 G, 59 R, 12 HR, 47 RBI, 10 SB, .262 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>He’d be a better player if he could hit.</i></p>

<p>Now: Admittedly, he hit that wall in center field quite impressively.</p>

<p><b>19. Ryan Church - 57 G, 16 R, 8 HR, 27 RBI, 6 SB, .255 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>I’m running out of throwaway remarks.</i></p>

<p>Now: Throwaway remark for a throwaway season.</p>

<p><b>20. David DeJesus - 98 G, 69 R, 7 HR, 45 RBI, 4 SB, .298 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>His value is in batting average. Other numbers would be better if he wasn’t on the worst team ever invented.</i></p>

<p>Now: What was true then is still true now.  Missed time hasn't helped his value, either.</p>

<p><b>21. Mike Cameron - 117 G, 76 R, 19 HR, 62 RBI, 21 SB, .266 AVG</b></p>

<p>Then: Actually, I didn't write anything for the rest of these guys then, because I figured they were going to suck so much.</p>

<p>Now: Cameron has actually had one of his better years in awhile.  Still, he hopefully shouldn't be anything more than a fantasy backup option.</p>

<p><b>22. Darin Erstad - 32 G, 8 R, 0 HR, 5 RBI, 1 SB, .228 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now: 22 seems a little high for this guy.  Erstad's season was destroyed by injuries, and he appears just about done as a fantasy player.</p>

<p><b>23. Cory Sullivan - 112 G, 44 R, 2 HR, 27 RBI, 9 SB, .275 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now: This season is looking somewhat similar to last season, neither of which are much to write home about.</p>

<p><b>24. Willy Taveras - 133 G, 74 R, 1 HR, 30 RBI, 29 SB, .277 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now: A long hitting streak salvaged what looked to be a disappointing season for the speedster.</p>

<p><b>25. Chris Duffy - 63 G, 31 R, 0 HR, 12 RBI, 16 SB, .212 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now: Those steals don't make up for the fact that Duffy wasn't major league ready this year.</p>

<p><b>26. Jeremy Reed - 67 G, 27 R, 6 HR, 17 RBI, 2 SB, .217 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now: Some ugly lines at the bottom of this list.  Reed has also been hampered by injury.</p>

<p><b>27. Curtis Granderson - 137 G, 74 R, 13 HR, 56 RBI, 8 SB, .259 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now:  Granderson belongs ahead of some of the other folks on this list, but these numbers are still far from scintillating.</p>

<p><b>28. Corey Patterson - 121 G, 66 R, 13 HR, 47 RBI, 40 SB, .276 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now: Patterson re-emerged as a viable fantasy option with a hot stretch for the Orioles, and those stolen bases entrench his value.  Nonetheless, the rest of his line continues to indicate that he is no kind of dependable fantasy player.</p>

<p><b>29. Brian Anderson - 114 G, 43 R, 7 HR, 32 RBI, 4 SB, .227 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now: At least he got his batting average over .200.</p>

<p><b>30. Eric Reed - 31 G, 4 R, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 3 SB, .114 AVG</b></p>

<p>Now: Last place?  Oh, I think so.</p>

<p>As I did with the closers, I'll rank these same center fielders according to their current to-date rankings according to the Yahoo! fantasy baseball website, with my pre-season rankings in parenthesis.</p>

<p>1. Carlos Beltran (5)<br />
2. Johnny Damon (4)<br />
3. Vernon Wells (7)<br />
4. Grady Sizemore (1)<br />
5. Andruw Jones (3)<br />
6. Corey Patterson (28)<br />
7. Juan Pierre (8)<br />
8. Eric Byrnes (17)<br />
9. Mike Cameron (21)<br />
10. Torii Hunter (13)<br />
11. Willy Taveras (24)<br />
12. Ken Griffey Jr. (12)<br />
13. Kenny Lofton (10)<br />
14. Curtis Granderson (27)<br />
15. Randy Winn (6)<br />
16. David DeJesus (20)<br />
17. Jim Edmonds (2)<br />
18. Aaron Rowand (18)<br />
19. Coco Crisp (16)<br />
20. Mark Kotsay (15)<br />
21. Rocco Baldelli (9)<br />
22. Brad Wilkerson (14)<br />
23. Cory Sullivan (23)<br />
24. Brady Clark (11)<br />
25. Brian Anderson (29)<br />
26. Ryan Church (19)<br />
27. Chris Duffy (25)<br />
28. Jeremy Reed (26)<br />
29. Darin Erstad (22)<br />
30. Eric Reed (30)</p>

<p>That's all, folks.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Join Us In Celebrating Our Awesomeness</title>
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    <modified>2006-08-27T18:29:17Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-08-27T14:29:17-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2006://1.301</id>
    <created>2006-08-27T18:29:17Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Welcome, gentle spammers. We here at Rotogods.com have been proud to serve you going on two years now. We like to think we&apos;re filling an important niche in the online fantasy sports world, with our fast-paced, incisive humor, our endless stream of off-the-cuff insults, our myriad in-jokes (which only you are privy to), and what may be the most powerful minds in fantasy sports today. In honor of our upcoming two-year anniversary, we&apos;d like to take a moment to ask you, our readers across the internet, how much you&apos;ve enjoyed reading our body of work. More than that, tell us...</summary>
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      <name>Worm</name>
      
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    <dc:subject>Worm</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Welcome, gentle spammers.  We here at Rotogods.com have been proud to serve you going on two years now.  We like to think we're filling an important niche in the online fantasy sports world, with our fast-paced, incisive humor, our endless stream of off-the-cuff insults, our myriad in-jokes (which only you are privy to), and what may be the most powerful minds in fantasy sports today.</p>

<p>In honor of our upcoming two-year anniversary, we'd like to take a moment to ask you, our readers across the internet, how much you've enjoyed reading our body of work.  More than that, tell us what you think of the individual Rotogods, their writing style, their sense of humor, their insight, their haircut.  Don't hold back, we've been dying to know this for two years now.</p>

<p>If perhaps you're having trouble remembering the names of the various Rotogods whose names are listed running down the left hand side of your browser, here's a quick refresher.</p>

<p><b>Ape</b><br />
Ape is a hardcore Rotogod, occupying untold bandwidth between the hours of 9 to 5 on weekdays, constantly posting on the message board about the food he's stealing from his office, and generally beating his ideas into people's heads.   I don't really remember what his articles are about, but maybe you'd care to remind me.</p>

<p><b>Bartender Man</b><br />
This man knows his football.  Man, he really knows it, I'll tell you what.  Like, carnally.</p>

<p><b>Beagle</b><br />
Beagle is sort of an undercover Jedi among Rotogods.  He has the talent to chop off the heads of everybody in the room before anyone can open their mouth, but for the most part he chooses not to expose it.  This goes for his work in fantasy leagues, too.</p>

<p><b>Dr Furious</b><br />
Everyone's favorite Friday morning Rotogod, the Doctor is on hiatus whilst he ponders the soft underbelly of this great nation of ours.  When he returns from Hades, I'm sure you'll hear about it.</p>

<p><b>El Amin</b><br />
The Amin is surely our most gifted insult generator.  Any other areas where he may lack, he makes up for with a rain of fire.</p>

<p><b>Father Time</b><br />
Somebody said this guy was funny, and thus a legend was born.  He's been alive longer than anybody else on the planet, so nobody can prove for certain that he's using all his own material.</p>

<p><b>Guest Columnist</b><br />
AKA TK, Beagle's arch-enemy, though I don't think Mr. K is aware of it.  He's shit-mouthed enough so that his words stick when you throw them at the wall, if you know what I mean.</p>

<p><b>Junky</b><br />
Our most in-depth columnist, Junky is a famed perfectionist who is only interested in two things: winning, and writing the best sports articles on the internet, at the rate of one per decade.</p>

<p><b>Ricky</b><br />
Ricky is a great motivator.  Really.</p>

<p><b>The Fool</b><br />
Fool is all business, and his hard-hitting articles are the backbone of our humble website.  With his sense of perspective and visionary imagination, we can all feel confident in the continued growth and prosperity of Rotogods.com well into the 21st Century.  Our inaugural author, all hail The Fool.</p>

<p><b>Timberlake</b><br />
This guy looks awesome riding a donkey.</p>

<p><b>TiVo</b><br />
The name really speaks for itself.  The guy saves up more stuff than you can remember, stuff you can't figure out why you wanted it in the first place, and just browsing through it can be a lifetime's work.  And he delivers it all with a smile.  That's our TiVo.</p>

<p><b>Worm</b><br />
Surely the most brilliant baseball mind of our times, and perhaps any other.</p>

<p><b>Xach</b><br />
Our fearless leader, Stalin is also one of our most prolific authors.  Whether or not we're learning from it, (probably not,) his catchy style is a Rotogods.com staple.</p>

<p>There you have it, lady and gentlemen.  Now let your prose flow in our comments.  I'm expecting links here, so don't disappoint me.   And if you just can't get enough, go vote in <a href="http://rotogods.com/board/viewtopic.php?p=167015#167015">this poll</a>.  Til next time!</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Closer Review: The Closers (and Former Closers)</title>
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    <modified>2006-07-18T21:47:59Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-18T17:47:59-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.rotogods.com,2006://1.300</id>
    <created>2006-07-18T21:47:59Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">I thought I&apos;d take a look back at some of our pre-season previews, just to get a sense of perspective. For one thing, it can be amusing to see how our opinions of players have changed over the course of half a season. But more to the point, it&apos;s a chance to evaluate how well we analyse the players, their situations, and their prospects for the season. It also might be helpful to remind us of the longer view; in other words, don&apos;t forget what a player is capable of just because of a half-season of numbers. Somebody that&apos;s played...</summary>
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      <name>Worm</name>
      
      <email>worm@rotogods.com</email>
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      <![CDATA[<p>I thought I'd take a look back at some of our pre-season previews, just to get a sense of perspective.  For one thing, it can be amusing to see how our opinions of players have changed over the course of half a season.  But more to the point, it's a chance to evaluate how well we analyse the players, their situations, and their prospects for the season.  It also might be helpful to remind us of the longer view; in other words, don't forget what a player is capable of just because of a half-season of numbers.  Somebody that's played way different than expectations may be a good trade candidate this time of year.</p>

<p>For now, I'll take a look back at my closer rankings, which I assembled on March 26.  I'll go through the players one by one, giving their current season statistics, with my comments from then and some updated commentary on the current situation.</p>

<p><b>1. Billy Wagner - 41.2 IP, 3 W, 18 SV, 52 K, 2.59 ERA, 1.13 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>The Mets should give a lot of save opportunities to Wagner, what with a strong offense, iffy pitching, and a ballpark more conducive to low-scoring, close games. If Wagner stays healthy, those opportunities will turn into beautiful saves, big K/IP and WHIP numbers.</i></p>

<p>Now: He hasn't gotten quite as many saves as I might have hoped, and the WHIP, though still fine, isn't up to his usual standards.  The strikeouts are coming through as expected, though, and his prospects are fine for the second half of the season... as long as he stays healthy.</p>

<p><b>2. Joe Nathan - 39 IP, 6 W, 17 SV, 55 K, 1.62 ERA, 0.77 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Similar to Wagner, except that the potential for close games is due to a weak offense and strong pitching. Nathan has shown what he’s made of, and it’s mostly strikeouts.</i></p>

<p>Now: Similar to Wagner, the saves haven't been there as much as owners might have hoped.  The six wins do help to compensate, though, and wow, look at the rest of those numbers.  Nathan is a beast.  He definitely earns his top spot in these rankings.</p>

<p><b>3. Mariano Rivera - 50 IP, 4 W, 22 SV, 38 K, 1.98 ERA, 0.98 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>No closer has been more consistent, and no closer is more secure in his job than Mo. He has the potential to lead the majors in saves, but he’s not going to help you as much in strikeouts as some other top closers.</i></p>

<p>Now: What I said then still holds now.  He's not far off the lead in saves, and the rest of his numbers look great, even if the strikeouts aren't dominant.  Just another season of Mariano doing his thing, so far.  Another guy that earns his top spot.</p>

<p><b>4. Francisco Rodriguez - 38.1 IP, 0 W, 22 SV, 49 K, 2.82 ERA, 1.07 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>K-Rod hasn’t been quite as consistent as the above closers, but he isn’t particularly worse than any of them. ERA and WHIP may be a teensy bit worse, but he is a sterling source of strikeouts.</i></p>

<p>Now: Only Wagner has a worse WHIP than K-Rod, so my above statement seems to hold true.  All these guys on the list so far seem to be falling in line with expectations, which is nice.  And nobody has reason to complain about getting any of these numbers.  I notice Rodriguez hasn't gotten any wins, but that's not what you count on your closer for anyway, so we can overlook that.</p>

<p><b>5. Brad Lidge - 44 IP, 0 W, 21 SV, 62 K, 5.73 ERA, 1.45 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Lidge is hurt a bit by his home ballpark, but he is right up there in the top class of closers. He may have the biggest strikeout potential of any of these guys.</i></p>

<p>Now: Well, the strikeouts and saves are there, but those other numbers are pretty ugly.  And it's not the home park effect, as I had suggested, because they're as ugly away as they are at home.  Lidge's numbers are obviously way off from the four guys ahead of him on this list, but don't forget about Lidge; there's a reason he was thought so well of coming into this season.  Also, he doesn't appear to be in imminent danger of losing his closer's job.  Still, this performance definitely stings.</p>

<p><b>6. Chad Cordero - 43 IP, 5 W, 13 SV, 44 K, 3.77 ERA, 1.19 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>His home park is a factory for close games, and more close games equals more save opportunities. Though not as utterly dominant as the closers ranked above him, Cordero is a good bet to be very friendly to your pitching staff’s numbers, and lock down a solid number of saves.</i></p>

<p>Now: His numbers across the board are not as good as I would have hoped them to be, especially the 13 saves.  I wouldn't be surprised to see that go up somewhat in the second half, especially with an improved Nats offense, but Cordero doesn't look too close to a number six closer for this year.  He's still far from the worst, though.</p>

<p><b>7. Derrick Turnbow - 38.2 IP, 4 W, 23 SV, 48 K, 5.12 ERA, 1.42 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>This guy apparently came out of nowhere last year to be one of the top closers in baseball. Chances of repeated success are very good.</i></p>

<p>Now: This one is looking like a swing and a miss.  Like Lidge, the saves and strikeouts are there, but those ratios are looking ugly.  Unlike Lidge, Turnbow lacks the track record to give me the confidence that he can bounce back to a higher level of preformance.  He doesn't look like he's about to be pulled from the closer's role just now, but he may be a real risk going forward.</p>

<p><b>8. Huston Street - 40.1 IP, 3 W, 19 SV, 39 K, 3.12 ERA, 0.92 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Street was the Rookie of the Year, and he is indeed a top closer option. He comes in ranked this low because the higher ranked closers have simply proven themselves better so far.</i></p>

<p>Now: Those numbers are solid, though not eye-popping.  I guess I'll have to stand by my previous statement.  Street doesn't appear to be an elite closer, but he's looking like a more and more solid option.  Some more saves would be nice, but a strong second half from the A's could give Street a decent final total for the season.</p>

<p><b>9. Eric Gagne - 2 IP, 0 W, 1 SV, 3 K, 0.00 ERA, 0.50 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>How can I, of all people, rank Gagne so low? He certainly has the potential to be a top-3 closer, but the injury concerns are just too much to ignore. He was halfway into Tommy John surgery last year before doctors made a course alteration. And this was all after he had a knee go “pop”. If Gagne holds up and pitches the whole year, he finishes better than this ranking. Don’t count on it, though.</i></p>

<p>Now: It turns out I ranked Gagne too high, as he lasted all of two innings.  Hopefully you didn't count on him too much.  His current replacement, Takashi Saito, is doing quite nicely, overtaking Danys Baez as Gagne's injury replacement.  If anything, prospective owners have to be even more wary of Gagne in next season's draft, though he can't be ignored completely if he's expected to play.</p>

<p><b>10. Jason Isringhausen - 42.1 IP, 3 W, 26 SV, 42 K, 3.19 ERA, 1.42 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>A solid pitcher, and a good source of saves. He won’t hurt your pitching numbers, but he is a candidate to miss some time over the course of the season.</i></p>

<p>Now: Izzy has lived up to his billing, posting the second highest save total to date, along with solid strikeouts and ERA.  that WHIP is a little scary, though.  But, as long as he's on the mound and effective, his owners aren't complaining.</p>

<p><b>11. Trevor Hoffman - 36.2 IP, 0 W, 25 SV, 27 K, 1.72 ERA, 0.95 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Old but good. He’s not likely to stay as dominant as he gets older, but everything else about his situation works in his favor.</i></p>

<p>Now: Looks like I misunderestimated Mr. Hoffman.  These are top closer numbers, once again, though without the big strikeout rate.  There's really something to be said for dependability, and nobody beats Mariano and Hoffman in that regard as closers.  As long as he's healthy, Hoffman is an asset.</p>

<p><b>12. B.J. Ryan - 45.2 IP, 1 W, 24 SV, 55 K, 0.99 ERA, 0.74 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Ryan has been solid the last couple of years, and can put up some nice pitching numbers. Toronto hasn’t been great with the closers recently, though, so we’ll see.</i></p>

<p>Now: I've been consistently underrating Ryan the last few years because of some of his numbers I didn't like from earlier in his career.  Well, I've been proven wrong without a doubt, and Ryan definitely appears to be a top-5 closer.  There's really nothing not to like here, and my fears of earlier inconsistency cropping back up into his game can be tossed out the window at this point.</p>

<p><b>13. Eddie Guardado - 26.2 IP, 1 W, 8 SV, 25 K, 5.06 ERA, 1.57 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Everyday Eddie is a solid, consistent pitcher. His health is an issue, but he’s still a good bet to post a solid season as a closer.</i></p>

<p>Now: Wrong again.  I'm not the only guy that wants to trust him, as he is within a stone's throw of being the closer in Cincinnati; but it looks like he's just not the same pitcher he was a few years ago.  He may still have some value going forward.  Obviously, though, you shouldn't be counting on it, and it's little consolation to owners who thought as well of him as I did in these rankings.  It's worth mentioning here that Guardado's replacement in Seattle, J.J. Putz, has been beastly as a replacement, putting up dominant numbers.</p>

<p><b>14. Keith Foulke - 32 IP, 2 W, 0 SV, 23 K, 5.63 ERA, 1.22 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Foulke could be a top-10 closer, easily, if he is healthy this year. The smart money says he won’t be, though. Don’t put all your eggs in this basket.</i></p>

<p>Now: What a disappointment this guy was.  Healthier than Gagne, his numbers are still worse.  Hopefully you one-upped my advice and didn't put any of your eggs in this basket.  If you snagged his replacement, Jonathan Papelbon, though, you are one lucky prick.  Papelbon has been more or less the best closer in fantasy baseball so far this season.</p>

<p><b>15. Francisco Cordero - 44.2 IP, 6 W, 6 SV, 48 K, 4.23 ERA, 1.28 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>He’s a closer, and he can post fine pitching numbers, but, as closers go, he’s middle of the pack.</i></p>

<p>Now: Looks like I gave him too much credit.  Actually, after a very rough start, his numbers are coming back to respectability.  There are other closers on this list with lesser numbers than these, they just didn't lose their jobs.  With Akinori Otsuka pitching splendidly as Cordero's replacement, though, it looks like Cordero may be out of the running for any further closer value this season.  Take this as a lesson on why the higher talent closers truly are more valuable on draft day than they may prove to be over the course of a full season: they are the ones who you can be fairly certain will keep their jobs.</p>

<p><b>16. Jose Valverde - 30.2 IP, 2 W, 14 SV, 45 K, 8.22 ERA, 1.79 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Valverde’s got good stuff, but he has injury concerns, and doesn’t have the job security of some other closers. Still, he’s a good bet to make his owners happy.</i></p>

<p>Now: Oops.  The strikeout numbers are indicative of his stuff, but it looks like maybe this kid's arm is just plain shot.  Jorge Julio has actually pitched very well as his replacement, which means you should probably trade him right now if he's a closer you're counting on.  Arizona's home park is the number one park for hitting in this season, and Julio is prone to the massive pitching meltdown.</p>

<p><b>17. Tom Gordon - 38.1 IP, 3 W, 21 SV, 48 K, 2.11 ERA, 1.07 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Gordon isn’t likely to be as dominant as he used to be, plus he’s pitching in an offense-heavy ballpark, plus he’s always a big injury risk. Still, the potential is there for a good season.</i></p>

<p>Now:  Wrong on all three counts.  Gordon is definitely pitching on the high end of my possible expectations, and his owners are benefitting.  These cautions may be worth keeping in mind for the second half, though, as confidence in Gordon probably shouldn't be quite as high as his numbers.</p>

<p><b>18. Armando Benitez - 23.2 IP, 4 W, 11 SV, 18 K, 1.90 ERA, 1.56 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>This guy doesn’t exactly inspire tons of confidence when he’s on the mound, but he’s pitching in a good ballpark, and he does have nice stuff. He’s still quite risky, though.</i></p>

<p>Now: It looks like Benitez is about right ranked here, though maybe he belongs a notch or two lower.  My previous comments still hold true for the second half of the season.  Who knows with this guy?</p>

<p><b>19. Mike Gonzalez - 39.2 IP, 3 W, 14 SV, 39 K, 2.27 ERA, 1.41 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Here’s a guy that could surprise this year. He’s got pretty good stuff, and the Pirates are never candidates to blow out their opponents, so the save opps should be there. Job security is definitely an issue, though.</i></p>

<p>Now: God, I'm such a genius.  Not a bad showing for a first-year closer, so far.  A few more saves and a few fewer baserunners would be nice, but this guy should be getting his owners pretty good value for where he was taken in the draft.  Job security should remain on his owners' minds in the second half, though, with the Pirates not having much to play for.</p>

<p><b>20. Bob Wickman - 27 IP, 1 W, 14 SV, 16 K, 4.33 ERA, 1.44 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>I loved this guy as a rookie, he couldn’t lose. Now he’s getting old and fat. He’s been pretty consistent over the years, but I don’t see him as a very dependable option at this point.</i></p>

<p>Now: Wickman's number just get more and more mediocre.  These are pretty weak numbers for a closer, although they aren't unstomachable.  All that for 14 saves doesn't seem like such a great deal when all is said and done.  We'll see if Cleveland sticks with him for the rest of the season.</p>

<p><b>21. Brian Fuentes - 35.1 IP, 2 W, 16 SV, 49 K, 4.33 ERA, 1.19 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>What a pleasant surprise this guy was last year. He should be able to hold down the closer's job for awhile, anyway, but he’s still a Rockies pitcher, and that’s never a good thing.</i></p>

<p>Now: Coors Field hasn't been quite the hitters' haven it has always been in the past, and Fuentes definitely benefits from this.  He's certainly rock solid in his job security at this point, but he doesn't quite have top level closer numbers.  Still, he belongs a good deal higher than number 21 for the rest of this season; he's a solid pitcher.</p>

<p><b>22. Todd Jones - 36 IP, 2 W, 24 SV, 13 K, 5.50 ERA, 1.42 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Pitchers become former closers for a reason. Jones was terrific last year, but I’m not fool enough to believe he’ll do it again.</i></p>

<p>Now: So far Jones is making me look good, although the saves are certainly there.  He actually has started pitching better of late, and I was fool enough to trade for him earlier in the year, but he has to be seen as a serious risk as a fantasy closer, especially given the talent behind him in the bullpen.</p>

<p><b>23. Ryan Dempster - 40.2 IP, 1 W, 14 SV, 40 K, 4.65 ERA, 1.33 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Dempster is a big-time injury risk, but a move to the pen could help with that. He could be a decent closer on the year, but he could also suck and be out of a job by the end of April.</i></p>

<p>Now: Dempster has sort of come out in between all the possibilities I suggested.  The numbers are pretty bad, but he only recently really became a candidate to lose his closing spot.  He's remained healthy, which is nice, but his owners have to feel nervous about him headed into the second half, and 14 saves just isn't what you're hoping for from a full-time closer.</p>

<p><b>24. Bobby Jenks - 42.1 IP, 2 W, 26 SV, 50 K, 3.19 ERA, 1.13 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Ozzie Guillen has already expressed his willingness to change up closers in mid-season, so that already puts Jenks' status in jeopardy. More risky, though, is his erratic control. He’s got some pretty good closer’s stuff, and should give some production, but there is a lot of risk involved, including the risk of some painful pitching numbers.</i></p>

<p>Now: Jenks has far outperformed this low ranking on my list.  Partially out of job security, partially out of performance questions, I definitely missed the boat on this one.  Of course, if his control does waver down the stretch, Ozzie Guillen is one of the only managers that wouldn't be afraid to replace him if he found a better fit.  However, this doesn't look too likely right about now.</p>

<p><b>25. Mike MacDougal - 2 IP, 0 W, 1 SV, 1 K, 0.00 ERA, 0.50 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Sadly, this is the best the Royals have as far as closer candidates are concerned. He’s hurt now, but he should come back and put up some scary numbers at some point. That’s scary-bad, not scary-good.</i></p>

<p>Now: Hey, look!  It's Eric Gagne the Second!  I didn't expect him to miss this much time, but as my previous comment suggests, that may have been doing his owners more of a favor than anything else.  His prospects for the second half can't be considered too good, especially on that godawful Royals team.</p>

<p><b>26. Joe Borowski - 37 IP, 0 W, 18 SV, 32 K, 3.65 ERA, 1.32 WHIP</b></p>

<p>Then: <i>Now we’re getting into the ranks of pitchers who are at a high risk of losing their job earlier rather than later. Borowski has had one good season as a closer, and has pitched excellently this spring. But he is 