Join Us In Celebrating Our Awesomeness

Written by Worm on August 27, 2006

Welcome, gentle spammers. We here at Rotogods.com have been proud to serve you going on two years now. We like to think we're filling an important niche in the online fantasy sports world, with our fast-paced, incisive humor, our endless stream of off-the-cuff insults, our myriad in-jokes (which only you are privy to), and what may be the most powerful minds in fantasy sports today.

In honor of our upcoming two-year anniversary, we'd like to take a moment to ask you, our readers across the internet, how much you've enjoyed reading our body of work. More than that, tell us what you think of the individual Rotogods, their writing style, their sense of humor, their insight, their haircut. Don't hold back, we've been dying to know this for two years now.

If perhaps you're having trouble remembering the names of the various Rotogods whose names are listed running down the left hand side of your browser, here's a quick refresher.

Ape
Ape is a hardcore Rotogod, occupying untold bandwidth between the hours of 9 to 5 on weekdays, constantly posting on the message board about the food he's stealing from his office, and generally beating his ideas into people's heads. I don't really remember what his articles are about, but maybe you'd care to remind me.

Bartender Man
This man knows his football. Man, he really knows it, I'll tell you what. Like, carnally.

Beagle
Beagle is sort of an undercover Jedi among Rotogods. He has the talent to chop off the heads of everybody in the room before anyone can open their mouth, but for the most part he chooses not to expose it. This goes for his work in fantasy leagues, too.

Dr Furious
Everyone's favorite Friday morning Rotogod, the Doctor is on hiatus whilst he ponders the soft underbelly of this great nation of ours. When he returns from Hades, I'm sure you'll hear about it.

El Amin
The Amin is surely our most gifted insult generator. Any other areas where he may lack, he makes up for with a rain of fire.

Father Time
Somebody said this guy was funny, and thus a legend was born. He's been alive longer than anybody else on the planet, so nobody can prove for certain that he's using all his own material.

Guest Columnist
AKA TK, Beagle's arch-enemy, though I don't think Mr. K is aware of it. He's shit-mouthed enough so that his words stick when you throw them at the wall, if you know what I mean.

Junky
Our most in-depth columnist, Junky is a famed perfectionist who is only interested in two things: winning, and writing the best sports articles on the internet, at the rate of one per decade.

Ricky
Ricky is a great motivator. Really.

The Fool
Fool is all business, and his hard-hitting articles are the backbone of our humble website. With his sense of perspective and visionary imagination, we can all feel confident in the continued growth and prosperity of Rotogods.com well into the 21st Century. Our inaugural author, all hail The Fool.

Timberlake
This guy looks awesome riding a donkey.

TiVo
The name really speaks for itself. The guy saves up more stuff than you can remember, stuff you can't figure out why you wanted it in the first place, and just browsing through it can be a lifetime's work. And he delivers it all with a smile. That's our TiVo.

Worm
Surely the most brilliant baseball mind of our times, and perhaps any other.

Xach
Our fearless leader, Stalin is also one of our most prolific authors. Whether or not we're learning from it, (probably not,) his catchy style is a Rotogods.com staple.

There you have it, lady and gentlemen. Now let your prose flow in our comments. I'm expecting links here, so don't disappoint me. And if you just can't get enough, go vote in this poll. Til next time!

-- Written by Worm on August 27, 2006