A Morning Offering: The Return of Baseball

Written by Worm on April 21, 2006

Good morning, one and all. Or all one of you. Whichever the case may be.

Basketball and hockey seasons are done, done, done. So, now is the time to enjoy baseball 24-7. Finally, a fantasy sport without any lag time. Kind of ironic, isn’t it, how the sport which is often considered the slowest of American sports is actually the most active, fast-paced fantasy sport? Ah, baseball.

Daily Scrub Pub: Brian Roberts
When last I checked in, I was complaining vociferously about Roberts’ lack of action on the basepaths. Well, that song is over. Roberts has stolen 5 bases in the last week, to go along with a .407 batting average. Just in the nick of time, too, as I was about to start benching him.

Roto Asshole of the Day: Xach
Xach is a cursed roto player. He doesn’t do it intentionally, but it’s just not right to go around ruining perfectly healthy professional athletes’ careers by owning them on his fantasy teams. Looking for a reason for your misfortune, Derrek Lee? Get on line.

Top Five List of the Day: Top 5 Most Annoying Office Guys

Daily Song Stuck in My Head: Symphonic Dances, Op. 45, Sergei Rachmaninoff

And there you have it. Have a great weekend.

-- Written by Worm on April 21, 2006