Morn. Off.
Written by Worm on March 02, 2006
There once was a pitcher named Randy
Whose fastball and slider were dandy.
Then he went to the Yanks,
Told reporters, "No thanks,"
Now he's handing out homers like candy.
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At least he wasn't from Nantucket.
Posted by: Dossy Shiobara at March 2, 2006 09:17 AMCAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYY!!!
Posted by: Homer at March 2, 2006 10:27 AMHe is on Fadda Time's team isn't he? Poor Fadda.
Posted by: e.e. cummings at March 2, 2006 11:00 AMDid someone say Fadda?
Posted by: Jessica Alba at March 2, 2006 11:02 AMOutstanding!
Posted by: softball29 at March 2, 2006 04:25 PMYes, Jessica, Fadda's taking his metamucil and then a nap.
Posted by: Joey Gathright at March 2, 2006 06:00 PMThis is great. So. . . Has anyone seen Xach around?
Posted by: Natalie Portman at March 2, 2006 07:13 PMXach? Who's tha-oooooh, you mean the giant hairball with legs?
Posted by: Jessica Alba at March 2, 2006 08:24 PMWhen did Jessica and Natalie become readers? Nice job Worm
Posted by: Doc Fury at March 3, 2006 01:12 AMJessica and Natalie became readers after a threesome one night, and instead of giving them my number the next morning, I gave them the website address of The Rotogods.
Posted by: Bartenderman at March 3, 2006 03:31 AM
Brilliant!
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at March 2, 2006 08:57 AM