A look at an NBA fantasy draft: Ours

Written by Various Rotogods on October 25, 2005

Before you can fully enjoy the Rotogods crapping on each other's draft-day performance, perhaps you'd like to see how the whole thing played out. This should also function as a mock draft for those NBA heads who have yet to draft.

We'll still be posting team-by-team analysis, and our scoring system is included below the 10th round.

Solly, no pretty tables copied from other sites. Teams whose analysis has been posted are linked with its keepers. And of course, we welcome your comments (below), your input on player updates and your requests for advice.

Keepers (1st and 2nd round)
1. A. Stoudemire, R. Artest (Xach/RonStroker'sPachulia)
2. A. Kirilenko, S. Marbury (Ricky/The Commishithead)
3. R. Lewis, B. Wallace (Father Time/Big Sloppy Poseys)
4. J. Richardson,K. Martin (Kenji/Ming Garden)
5. K. Bryant, C. Bosh (The Fool/PMS and Chest Hair)
6. P. Pierce, B. Davis (TiVo/Shareef don't like it)
7. T. Duncan, G. Arenas (McNeely/Throwing MANUre)
8. L. James, E. Okafor (Timberlake/Wally Szczerhands)
9. A. Iverson, D. Wade (Worm/Shoot Him!)
10. P. Stojakovic, J. O'Neal (El Amin/Okurly d'Okurly
11. S. Nash, E. Brand (Dr. Furious/redrum on Ricky)
12. S. Marion, V. Carter (Beagle/Ricky = Feces)
13. D. Nowitzki, T. McGrady (Ape/Rob Newhouse)
14. K. Garnett, R. Allen (Junky/40 & A Blount)

Round 3 (picks 29-42)
29. Xach: J. Kidd
30. Ricky: B. Miller
31. Father Time: M. Bibby
32. Kenji: Y. Ming
33. The Fool: C. Billups
34. TiVo: Z. Ilgauskas
35. McNeely: M. Ginobili
36. Timberlake: L. Hughes
37. Worm: D. Howard
38. El Amin: S. Francis
39. Dr. Furious: S. O'Neal
40. Beagle: P. Gasol
41. Ape: J. Terry
42. Junky: A. Miller

Round 4
43. Junky: M. Camby
44. Ape: A. Igoudala
45. Beagle: J. Johnson
46. Dr. Furious: C. Maggette
47. El Amin: M. Redd
48. Worm: K. Korver
49. Timberlake: K. Hinrich
50. McNeely: T. Prince
51. TiVo: A. Jamison
52. The Fool: C. Boozer
53. Kenji: R. Alston
54. Father Time: S. Jackson
55. Ricky: B. Gordon
56. Xach: D. Marshall

Round 5
57. Xach: R. Hamilton
58. Ricky: Z. Randolph
59. Father Time: R. Jefferson
60. Kenji: R. Wallace
61. The Fool: C. Anthony
62. TiVo: S. Abdur-Rahim
63. McNeely: D. Gooden
64. Timberlake: J. Howard
65. Worm: M. Peterson
66. El Amin: Ku. Thomas
67. Dr. Furious: J. Crawford
68. Beagle: R. LaFrentz
69. Ape: C. Mobley
70. Junky: B. Simmons

Round 6
71. Junky: T. Chandler
72. Ape: S. Swift
73. Beagle: J. Smith
74. Dr. Furious: C. Paul
75. El Amin: M. Okur
76. Worm: D. Stoudamire
77. Timberlake: W. Szczerbiak
78. McNeely: S. Cassell
79. TiVo: L. Odom
80. The Fool: G. Hill
81. Kenji: J. Rose
82. Father Time: J. Magloire
83. Ricky: T. Parker
84. Xach: S. Dalembert

Round 7
85. Xach: T. Murphy
86. Ricky: P. Brown
87. Father Time: J. Tinsley
88. Kenji: A. Walker
89. The Fool: C. Webber
90. TiVo: Q. Richardson
91. McNeely: A. Bogut
92. Timberlake: L. Ridnour
93. Worm: J. Przybilla
94. El Amin: G. Wallace
95. Dr. Furious: U. Haslem
96. Beagle: C. Butler
97. Ape: A. Jefferson
98. Junky: E. Jones

Round 8
99. Junky: J. Williams
100. Ape: M. Miller
101. Beagle: M. Jaric
102. Dr. Furious: J. Jackson
103. El Amin: R. Davis
104. Worm: J. Childress
105. Timberlake: M. Sweetney
106. McNeely: B. Wells
107. TiVo: D. Jones
108. The Fool: M. Dunleavy
109. Kenji: V. Radmanovic
110. Father Time: E. Curry
111. Ricky: S. Battier
112. Xach: M. Daniels

Round 9
113. Xach: D. Williams
114. Ricky: N. Krstic
115. Father Time: J. Stackhouse
116. Kenji: C. Atkins
117. The Fool: S. Telfair
118. TiVo: D. Wesley
119. McNeely: D. Miles
120. Timberlake: M. Williams
121. Worm: E. Boykins
122. El Amin: J. Smith
123. Dr. Furious: C. Frye
124. Beagle: R. Felton
125. Ape: M. Webster
126. Junky: M. Finley

Round 10
127. Junky: J. Posey
128. Ape: L. Deng
129. Beagle: M. Harpring
130. Dr. Furious: J. Nelson
131. El Amin: S. Livingston
132. Worm: E. Griffin
133. Timberlake: K. Brown
134. McNeely: H. Turkoglu
135. TiVo: Ke. Thomas
136. The Fool: A. Harrington
137. Kenji: B. Knight
138. Father Time: K. Van Horn
139. Ricky: T. Ford
140. Xach: N. Hilario

Of course, mad moves have been made since then, and even one four-for-four trade. But you don't need to know that to enjoy Fadda, Ape, Beagle and T-lake ripping the rest of us new ones for our drafting.