Rotogods.com wants YOU!

Written by Xach on September 15, 2005

For those of you who don't know -- and I'm guessing that's most of you -- Rotogods.com is coming up on its one year anniversary. That's right, our fledgling fantasy destination at the bottom of the Internet crapper is all growds up. We growds up, and we growds up, and we growds up! And like Trent from Swingers, we know who the winner is. You!

For the past four years we Rotogods, who you love and know so well, have been competing against one another. Every sport. Every season. As part of our anniversary celebration (and largely because we're sick and tired of looking at eachother's faces), we're opening up our special brand of "gamesmanship" to the public.

Our basketball league is rotisserie style (as is everything we do other than football, since football sucks if it's not head-to-head) and features a 14 team league. We play with nine categories (FG%, FT%, 3PT, PTS, REB, AST, ST, BLK, TO).

We're leaving seven spots open for the public. That means you! Think you have what it takes to beat us? Looking for a league in which everyone will play heads up roto from wire to wire? Hoping to join a league that will gain you some press if you show up to play? Simply got nothing better to do with your time? Apply for a spot in the Rotogods Semi-Invitaional NBA Rotisserie League today! And yes, it's free... assuming you got game.

To play with the Rotogods:

    Send an email to editors@rotogods.com or see the thread on our message board. Include your email address (only so we can get back to you. We hates the spam and would never ever ever send your information to those ass bags), a brief summary of your roto resume, and whatever otther statement you feel would be suitable to catch our most crapper-worthy attention.


-- Written by Xach on September 15, 2005


Comments

The seven of you, at once?

I fucking represent!

Posted by: Ape at September 16, 2005 09:16 AM

If nothing else Xach, this is a well-spoken invitation. We're growd up, spammers are ass bags, can you kick it with us? Yes ya can! Can you win? No ya can't!

Posted by: TiVo at September 19, 2005 03:29 AM

You need a cool, fantasy guy as a part of your league. I wouldn't exactly consider hoops as my forte, but after winning possibly three of my four baseball leagues this year and having appeared in several championship rounds in my most competiteve espn hoops league why not give a CFG'er a shot?! If you need a guy to join the league I'm in, and I possibly could recruit two other guys from CFG (one writer, one very good basketball fantasy guy we know) for the league as well. Y'all know where to find me.

Posted by: Smokin at September 26, 2005 11:40 PM

Rotogods: You need me in this league. I used to play CDM fantasy basketball, I'm always near the top, and I still hold the season records in points and FGs! When I quit, one guy names his team to honor me! I am active now in KFBA, and I own the Carribean Wind in the rotogods.com league. I would consider it a great honor to be in the same league as you clowns, oops, I mean, you great guys. Thanks, zzRay.

Posted by: zzRay at October 1, 2005 12:04 PM