Now Accepting Rotogod Applications

Written by Dr Furious on September 09, 2005

So Furious was perusing some other fantasy sports sites and I happened to run across a link to our Rotogods.com. Right underneath the link to our site were two words of description: Updated Daily. These two words made me laugh so hard, I almost fell out of my chair. For anyone that has bothered to visit us here recently (and why would you) knows that this could not be further from the truth. Update Daily … ? A good week is when the rotogods manage to actually get three articles up on the front page. Certain Rotogods even posted articles stating what they were going to write in what most assumed (myself included) would be a short period of time. The follow-up article has yet to appear a month later.

A couple resident rotogods have no excuse. Two of us are unemployed a-holes and are not required to be anywhere for an eight hour time period (or more), five days during the week. Our unemployed, Stalin-like leader (Xach in case you were wondering) has only posted 2 articles in the past month. Other Rotogods are heading back to school, but that is hardly an excuse for why they did not write over the summer. And then there is Furious. All I did was write practically every Friday while working and taking two summer classes. I nominate myself for Rotogod MVP.

Now I know what you might be thinking at this point … “Why the hell do I care about this dude bringing beef to the front page?” Well Doctor Furious has come up with a solution. I will start accepting applications for entry-level rotogod positions. This is the way I see it: the more people we have writing for the site, the less likely we miss a day to update the front page.

Anyone interested in applying for the position, please do not hesitate to contact me. I have hired a couple of tech professionals to handle the heavy volume that I anticipate in regards to this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Just so there is no confusion, you can reach Doc Furious at

docfury@rotogods.com.

I have also set up a 800 number. Operators are standing by at

1-800-RTG4HIRE.

The sooner you call the better. I can only keep the operators around for a short time before they realize that they will not be getting paid.

Speaking of getting paid any person accepting an entry level position at rotogods includes a salary of zero dollars. Do not expect to get paid for your work. I repeat

entry level = $0

I will personally get back to all applicants with interview and screening information. Please have samples of writing ready to submit. If you agree to write more than once a month, you will produce more content than five resident rotogods in five months. I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely

Furious

-- Written by Dr Furious on September 09, 2005