The world according to El

Written by El Amin on August 10, 2005

It's been a few tumultuous weeks behind the scenes here at Rotogods. The serenity of our beautiful, baseball themed, front page masks ugly infighting and rancor of the first order. These are troubling times. In fact, editor Xachstalin's chief lieutenant Apey Goodtimes recently threatened me with reduced 'nana rations and suspension of my vine swinging privileges for having a contrasting opinion.

Well, this abuse will not stand man!

In retaliation this hardcore clandestine Amin will be bringing things both frightening and terrible that the Rotogods system doesn't want you to know about, including:

Articles that dare to hate, and we're talking 'taking a loose dump in somebody's freezer' kind of hate.

Opinions so real you'll swear they just grabbed your mother's ass.

Insults so vile you'll be dying for some one to cut you off in traffic just so you can have the satisfaction of saying them for yourself.

Stories so fantastic you'll swear they have nothing to do with anything. Because they won't. Really, they won't even come close.

It's on like Donkey Kong. Journalistic rules will be shattered. Grammatical standards that have already gone up in smoke on this site will continue to be up there, and will still be smoky. Other people's annoying children will be told to eat a bowl of dick up (just thought I'd throw that in there).

The bottom line is I'm tired of self neutering my point of view, and the first person that I seriously piss off will be the first person that I'm sure read what I wrote. So have a hotdog and two meatballs kids.

Everybody been warned.

-- Written by El Amin on August 10, 2005