Haiku Hatred

Written by The Fool on June 30, 2005

The Fool has a game to attend this afternoon, so instead of a well-thought out piece for your morning pleasure, you get hate-filled haiku.

These guys pissed all over the sports page this week (with one exception, he's just pissing on our country ever day, so he gets a little this morning as well).

Enjoy!

Crazy Tom Davis
Please, sir, stay away from sports
You are an asshole

Jeremy Roenick
The fans want to kick your ass
You are an asshole

Dumb Kenny Rogers
Won’t get contract extension
You are an asshole

Poor Gary Sheffield
Wait you’re rich shut the heck up
You are an asshole

President George Bush
When will you do something right?
You are an asshole

One more for Roenick.
Remember this: It's hockey.
No one gives a shit.

Michael *snort* Irvin
A leader by example
You are an asshole

-- Written by The Fool on June 30, 2005