The Morning Offering - May 17, 2005

Written by Ricky on May 17, 2005

Hi. Work sucks, doesn't it? Yeah. Don't do it. Read this instead.

Yo, Veto!!

Yesterday was a heated day in the Matrix (our baseball league). I won't go into details except to say that it involved some prison bitchery and a vetoed trade. It brought up an interesting question, though; one which has been subject of an ongoing debate among the Rotogods for years: What justifies a veto? One camp basically protests any deal that they find too lopsided or "unfair".

The other group (of which I am a member) only protests trades when there is some sort of cheating or collusion going on. Most of the time anyway.

There are a couple of reasons I try to stick to this standard. The first is simply that we have all been playing roto for quite a while, and by now should have some idea what we're doing. We should be responsible for our own actions. The second reason is that player values tend to fluctuate drastically through the course of a season. We really have no idea what is going to happen. On more than one occasion I have seen, in hindsight, that a vetoed trade actually would have benefitted the rapee far more that the raper. Roto, after all, is all about guessing what's going to happen in the future. Nobody really knows. Why hinder anybody's ability to do this?

Also, I believe that anybody who does not agree with me is an asshole and should go suck a fuck.

Yeah, I know this is ridiculously short, but it's late and I'm fucking tired. At least I wrote something. I almost forgot.

Oh, and also, fuck Tino Martinez.


-- Written by Ricky on May 17, 2005


Comments

Long live Tino Martinez!

Posted by: BartenderMan at May 17, 2005 04:04 AM

Wow, that IS short! Thanks for covering though. So hey, when should I veto a trade again?

Posted by: xach at May 17, 2005 04:05 AM

Did you go with UPS or FedEx when you mailed this one in, Rick?

Posted by: Ape at May 17, 2005 09:27 AM

(burn?)

Posted by: Fadda at May 17, 2005 10:04 AM

I'm overwhelmed by the insite. Did you do this instead of brushing your teeth?

Posted by: The Fool at May 17, 2005 10:23 AM

Ricky I guess I should cut you some slack since you probably got the phone call to cover late, but F that. This offering sucks a fuck.

Posted by: Doc Fury at May 17, 2005 12:31 PM

Phone call?

Ricker offered to write this of his own free will, probably around 3:00 or 4:00 in the afternoon yesterday. Good times.

Posted by: Xach at May 17, 2005 01:07 PM

This will surely get a "Best of the Web" nomination in 2005.

Posted by: The Fool at May 17, 2005 01:52 PM

You know, short as it may be, it actually raises one more roto-related point than a lot of longer offerings ... And you know this, mang.

The real problem with Ricky is that his foul mouth offends some of our younger readers, and those residing in the Bible belt.

Posted by: TiVo at May 17, 2005 02:01 PM

I'm young and matbe thats why i've never seen a belt on a Bible. Maybe you should unbuckle the belt the next time you see one. Also, fuck all of you that live out side the so called Bible belt.

Posted by: Yachee at May 17, 2005 03:03 PM

Fuck that fat assed, blind bastard TiVo. He's probably sucked down 40 years worth of McDonalds and his hardened veins effect his thinking. Pick your drooping balls up you old bastard and stuff them in your wore out ass.

Posted by: scott at May 17, 2005 03:09 PM

Tivo with the dis on long nofferings.

Posted by: Fadda at May 17, 2005 03:30 PM

Clever, huh?

(Will write long one tomorrow no matter how hard he tries not to)

Posted by: TiVo at May 17, 2005 03:49 PM

You guys are a bunch of haters!

I actually like the 'Yo, Veto' headline, as for the rest, well, I'll just use Ms. Concannon's guidelines about what to say in place of 'nice' things.

Posted by: El at May 18, 2005 08:44 AM